gooned

to get extreamly drunk



gooned
Verb; to be gooned is to be awaken by two large men (usually Somoan) and escorted from your home to a wilderness program, RTC, or other therapeutic or recovery establishment.
Example:
Frank: "Jim! Have you seen Todd? I haven't seen him in a couple of days."

Jim: "You didn't hear? Todd got gooned the other night! He put up a good fight though. The goons hand to put him in handcuffs and had to give him a horse tranquilizer to comply."


gooned
to be pranked or spoofed that serves the purpose to belittle somebody
Example:
"Hey Carlee, you're gonna be the IB Student of the Month for sure!"

"No way Cody! Are you bein for real?"

"Lol no get gooned loser."


gooning
"Gooning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gooning state, where he and his dick become one. To be even more accurate, when the gooning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all intents and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a gooned out man will become very expressive and demonstrative : he may become very vocal, while his body and face might take on undignified expressions and poses, all in response to the intensely exquisite caresses his penis is exposed to. Hence the term "goon", since at this point the man effectively looks like a silly, foolish, or eccentric person.

Gooning is not a narcissistic manifestation. Narcissism is extreme selfishness, with a grandiose view of one's own talents. Rather, gooning is closer to a meditation experience, where the mind and the body align, focused on a single thought (or feeling, in this case).
Example:
I spent 10 hours gooning over the weekend.


gooning
For males: the act of becoming completely self-absorbed with your penis and masturbation, such that your face and mannerisms takes on the personality of a goon: tongue out, vacant expression, grunting, muttering. Men gooning often prefer hours of edging/erection to actual release/orgasm. An artifact of modern times and plentiful porn.
Example:
After smoking a huge bowl, Andy looked forward to the hours of gooning that followed.


gooning
masturbation so intense that it becomes a state of meditation that consumes you and provides endless pleasure, you either pair it with overstimming (cumming as much as you can) or edging (trying not to cum for as long as possible), there is not one way to goon, they all just have one goal; be consumed by your masturbation into bliss.

it is almost always (but doesnt need to) paired with porn or surrounds itself with porn- it is also known at bating.
Example:
i was gooning for several hours last night! im such a bater!

omg! yes! look at you serving cunt! you are such a gooner!


To goon
To masterbate addictively, obsessively, and with no control over yourself. A person who goons is a gooner. Reddit is filled with gooners who spend long hours daily, gooning to porn and getting nothing else done.
Example:
I met a guy at the gym, but I heard he likes to goon so I’m not wasting time on him.


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