granola bar

"granola + bar = granola bar." -wise words of martin johnson.



granola bar
The act of defacating in a partner's mouth when the poo is unusually nutty. It is often ingested after the act of depositing
Example:
I granola barred in Tiffany's mouth last night, you should have heard the crunchy sounds she made for hours after that.


Granola Bar
A piece of fecal matter trotted from someone who has a colorful diet. (Vegetables, corn, etc.) This piece of fecal matter commonly looks like a granola bar (sometimes if it were green.)
Example:
"Dude, don't go vegan."
"Why?"
"I tried it once, every crap you deposit is a granola bar."


Granola Bar
The person who is crazy in several ways. To have different nutty components of ones personality that interact to produce a negative effect upon the person.
Example:
Danny is both detail oriented, laid back, likes older women and drives a dodge neon. Danny is a granola bar, seven different kinds of nuts. "That girl up at the desk is a granola bar, seven kinds of nuts"


Granola Bars
What you need to have if you're friends with a C2. They allow you to maintain your friendship with them (due to them only wanting to be friends with you because of said granola bars).
Example:
Person 1: C2, are you just friends with me because of my granola bars?

C2: Of course not.

Person 1: Ok, good.

C2: So when are you going to give me your granola bars?


Granola Bar
What C2s think are the true meaning of friendship. Granola bars are often used to get friendships with C2s. BUY GRANOLA BARS
Example:
C2: HOW COULD YOU NOT BRING A GRANOLA BAR?????

Person 3: I- I brought you these FruitSnacks.

C2: FRUITSNACKS ARE NOT OF EQUAL VALUE AS GRANOLA BARS!!!

Person 3: They're not?

C2: THAT'S IT! OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER!


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