granola bar
by Rusty Shackleford on Nov 22, 2004 13:48:57
The act of defacating in a
partner's mouth when the
poo is unusually
nutty. It is often ingested after the act of depositing
Example:
I
granola barred in
Tiffany's mouth last night, you should have heard the crunchy sounds she made for hours after that.
Granola Bar
by EatAnytime on Dec 13, 2017 19:24:37
Granola bars are pocket-sized nutrition powerhouses made from
whole grains like
rolled oats, nuts, dates and natural sweeteners like honey or maple syrup or
brown rice syrup.
Granola Bar
by A Granola Bar on Mar 12, 2016 07:32:13
A piece of fecal matter trotted from someone who has a
colorful diet. (
Vegetables, corn, etc.) This piece of fecal matter commonly looks like a
granola bar (sometimes if it were green.)
Granola Bar
by THE REAL MAYO MAN on Nov 20, 2020 01:41:09
Granola Bar
by Mike Smithian on Aug 21, 2007 01:10:09
The person who is crazy in several ways. To have different
nutty components of ones personality that
interact to produce a negative effect upon the person.
Example:
Danny is both detail oriented, laid back, likes older women and drives a
dodge neon. Danny is a
granola bar, seven different kinds of nuts. "That girl up at
the desk is a granola bar, seven kinds of nuts"
Granola Bars
by THE REAL MAYO MAN on Apr 12, 2021 08:22:26
What you need to have if you're friends with a
C2. They allow you to maintain your friendship with them (due to them only wanting to be friends with you because of said
granola bars).
Example:
Person 1:
C2, are you just friends with me because of my
granola bars?
C2:
Of course not.
Person 1: Ok, good.
C2: So when are you going to give me your granola bars?
Granola-Bars
by THE REAL MAYO MAN on Apr 09, 2021 09:32:59
Granola bar
by Trinomial on Sep 16, 2016 03:39:08
Granola Bar
by THE REAL MAYO MAN on Apr 12, 2021 09:13:37
Example:
C2: HOW COULD YOU NOT BRING A GRANOLA BAR?????
Person 3: I- I brought you these
FruitSnacks.
C2:
FRUITSNACKS ARE NOT OF EQUAL VALUE AS
GRANOLA BARS!!!
Person 3: They're not?
C2: THAT'S IT! OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER!