allen

The sexiest mammal alive, known to like world history. A little creepy, and always looks like he's keeping a secret inside. Has a brother who lives in South Africa probably. Probably has overextension in his hands. Actually incredibly scary. Scares lots of kids



allen
a little boy who will never grow up. he will continue to put people down and just shrug along for the rest of his life. he has no future, no hope of any sort of happiness. he will waste his life, alone, with only a bunch of cats and some really shitty weed, and no one will even miss him.
Example:
you: hey man, whats the answer to some question I have?
allen: youre the dumbest bitch ever. I dont want to talk to you. leave me the fuck alone.
you: whoa man. calm down.

allen: blahueeukxmn f2xiuhnqihrc!

(allen goes home and cries himself to sleep because he is such a huge loser)


The Allens
The Allens, established 27th 2017 and continue to epitomise unwavering love and strict honour. For friends they are a sturdy rock, which peers, like barnacles cling to; they prove constant in compassion and selflessness.
A sensational couple are the Allens; both ascetically and innately, and a credit to all who know them.
Example:
“Wow! My eyes! Did you just see that couple? Never have I seen such a beautiful pair! Look made for each other”
“Must be “The Allens”


Allen
The one best friend that’s very funny and likes to muck around. He can be serious whenever he needs to be and he’s a total train. Typically, an Allen is very lovable and is always there to make you smile and have a good time.
Example:
Person 1: I love her.
Person 2: Too bad you’re not an Allen!


Allen
Probably the sweetest person you’ll ever meet. The most amazing person in the world. Also one of the strongest people you’ll ever meet. Allen tends to keep to himself but when he opens up he’s the most outgoing guy you can meet. Don’t miss out on an Allen, they are very rare.
Example:
Get you an Allen.


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