headquarters
aka HQ1. A central place for a group or organization.2. Slang for PC Shop where people play World of Warcraft, Dota and other gay ass games.Headquarters
Example:
Dude, I have the worst itch right where the base of my dick meets my sack." - "You mean at base camp?" - "No, I mean at headquarters.
Dude, I have the worst itch right where the base of my dick meets my sack." - "You mean at base camp?" - "No, I mean at headquarters.
Headquarters
Used to describe a friend or siblings calling or checking in with their spouse or signifigant. This term can be used jokingly amongst friends when said friend must initiate contact with their S.O. or spouse.
Example:
"Hey Joey, I just got a call from Frank, he wants us to meet him over at the pool hall, they just scored a table man!"
"Aw man, I dunno if I can make it, lemme call my wife and let her know I might be a bit late getting home."
:::whispering & chuckling amongst his friends::::
Ahahhaha, dude has to report to Headquarters!
OR
"Hey Amanda, where you at? Come meet us out for a drink!"
"Girl I would but it's kinda late..."
"Lemme guess, you gotta check with headquarters. Well... lemme know either way."
"Hahaha, very funny."
"Hey Joey, I just got a call from Frank, he wants us to meet him over at the pool hall, they just scored a table man!"
"Aw man, I dunno if I can make it, lemme call my wife and let her know I might be a bit late getting home."
:::whispering & chuckling amongst his friends::::
Ahahhaha, dude has to report to Headquarters!
OR
"Hey Amanda, where you at? Come meet us out for a drink!"
"Girl I would but it's kinda late..."
"Lemme guess, you gotta check with headquarters. Well... lemme know either way."
"Hahaha, very funny."
Headquarters
Headquarters
Party Central. Where everyone hangs out and everything happens. If you want to get crazy but aren't sure where to go, come to headquarters.
Headquarters
1) A male or female with a massive head and a little body.
2) A person that is shaped like Pumpkin Head.
2) A person that is shaped like Pumpkin Head.
Headquarter Hustle
The act of carrying a folder containing a 121 from a paper cut you incurred while studying policy for the sergeant’s test. Can also refer to carrying an empty folder in a headquarters setting in an attempt to pass yourself off as being extremely busy and unapproachable. All the while with an artificial smile in an appreciation you are not working the road.
Example:
I was going to ask Mark if he wanted to get coffee but he had the Headquarter Hustle down the hall.
I was going to ask Mark if he wanted to get coffee but he had the Headquarter Hustle down the hall.
hardcore headquarters
B.A.M.N (by any means necessary) definition for receiving head, oral sex, fellatio while playing COD, call of duty
Example:
Epikk Freak: hey Unsung you're playing like crap, whats the deal?
Unsung Reaper: man my girl is over here messing with me.
BlackxLegion: oooooh I bet he's over there getting that hardcore headquarters ha haaaa!!!!!
Epikk Freak: HEADQUARTERS ONLINE!!!!!
Epikk Freak: hey Unsung you're playing like crap, whats the deal?
Unsung Reaper: man my girl is over here messing with me.
BlackxLegion: oooooh I bet he's over there getting that hardcore headquarters ha haaaa!!!!!
Epikk Freak: HEADQUARTERS ONLINE!!!!!
Docking Headquarters
The headquarters for which docking (see: docking) occurs. It is impossible to pull off docking without one docking headquarters. Usually a man with an uncircumcised penis, aka anteater, such as Desh and Shivam.
Example:
Person 1: Where is Joe and Bob?
Person 2: I don't know probable somewhere docking.
Person 1: They can't be docking without docking headquarters.
Person 1: Where is Joe and Bob?
Person 2: I don't know probable somewhere docking.
Person 1: They can't be docking without docking headquarters.