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headquarters

aka HQ1. A central place for a group or organization.2. Slang for PC Shop where people play World of Warcraft, Dota and other gay ass games.

headquarters

by lotuspanda on Mar 14, 2009 02:28:42

The bathroom

Example:
A: Where are you off to in such a hurry?
B: Headquarters
A: Aaah.

Headquarters

by mista jefferson on Dec 06, 2010 06:00:34

Headquarters is the part where the bottom of your penis meets your ball sack.

Example:
Dude, I have the worst itch right where the base of my dick meets my sack." - "You mean at base camp?" - "No, I mean at headquarters.

Headquarters

by HauteM on Aug 22, 2009 11:18:48

Used to describe a friend or siblings calling or checking in with their spouse or signifigant. This term can be used jokingly amongst friends when said friend must initiate contact with their S.O. or spouse.

Example:
"Hey Joey, I just got a call from Frank, he wants us to meet him over at the pool hall, they just scored a table man!"

"Aw man, I dunno if I can make it, lemme call my wife and let her know I might be a bit late getting home."

:::whispering & chuckling amongst his friends::::

Ahahhaha, dude has to report to Headquarters!

OR

"Hey Amanda, where you at? Come meet us out for a drink!"
"Girl I would but it's kinda late..."
"Lemme guess, you gotta check with headquarters. Well... lemme know either way."
"Hahaha, very funny."

Headquarters

by Headquarters G on Sep 24, 2007 07:07:00

Where the G's can chill in peace , and not worry about bitches sweating them.

Example:
"Lets go headquarters tonight" , "aight we gotta play the game tonight"

Headquarters

by TZ on Nov 16, 2006 03:13:17

Party Central. Where everyone hangs out and everything happens. If you want to get crazy but aren't sure where to go, come to headquarters.

Example:
Yo, come to Headquarters.. Its Milky White Binger Time!!

Headquarters

by bigdawg7680 on Apr 24, 2009 10:35:34

1) A male or female with a massive head and a little body.
2) A person that is shaped like Pumpkin Head.

Example:
That dude at the bar with the Headquarters, looks like Pumkin Head's long lost brother.

Headquarter Hustle

by Philippe Rios on Dec 14, 2018 15:32:17

The act of carrying a folder containing a 121 from a paper cut you incurred while studying policy for the sergeant’s test. Can also refer to carrying an empty folder in a headquarters setting in an attempt to pass yourself off as being extremely busy and unapproachable. All the while with an artificial smile in an appreciation you are not working the road.

Example:
I was going to ask Mark if he wanted to get coffee but he had the Headquarter Hustle down the hall.

hardcore headquarters

by BAMN (BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY) on Oct 28, 2011 02:25:54

B.A.M.N (by any means necessary) definition for receiving head, oral sex, fellatio while playing COD, call of duty

Example:
Epikk Freak: hey Unsung you're playing like crap, whats the deal?

Unsung Reaper: man my girl is over here messing with me.

BlackxLegion: oooooh I bet he's over there getting that hardcore headquarters ha haaaa!!!!!

Epikk Freak: HEADQUARTERS ONLINE!!!!!

Docking Headquarters

by Merrman on Oct 07, 2011 21:52:46

The headquarters for which docking (see: docking) occurs. It is impossible to pull off docking without one docking headquarters. Usually a man with an uncircumcised penis, aka anteater, such as Desh and Shivam.

Example:
Person 1: Where is Joe and Bob?

Person 2: I don't know probable somewhere docking.
Person 1: They can't be docking without docking headquarters.

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