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hippocritical

Adj. Being both large and judgmental of others.

hippocritic

by jpg3 on Oct 08, 2011 22:01:34

This individual is the BIGGEST type of critic. The hippocritic will complain about everyone else doing something and then do it too.

Example:
After hearing another coworker blabbering on about everyone else's screwups causing them grief one turned to the other and said, " Will you please shut the fuck up already, you friggin hippocritic dumbass."

hippocrite

by Neologician on Jun 01, 2012 12:29:43

A person that overweight and denigrates others who are also overweight.

Example:
Richard: There's no way I'd ever date Florence, she's huge!
Pete: Mate, you're no stick insect yourself, I think you're being a bit of a hippocrite.

hippocrite

by Prof. of Global Studies at the University of Dartmouth on Feb 04, 2005 09:59:21

A squishy hippo that happends to be hypocritical of others. Derived from the word hypocrite, but accomodated to specificy hippos.

Example:
Wow she's such a hippocrite. She tells us to eat ourselves but she never does it!

Hippocrit

by Truthinese on Jul 29, 2012 13:07:44

noun. A fat person that, either by a lack of a functioning mirror, or a act of misguided self-loathing, makes fun of other fat people.

Generally disliked by the public, these land mammals point out other peoples physical flaws to further distort their self-image. If you are unlucky enough to encounter said creature, it is best to be brutally honest to them.

Example:
Fat Girl: Hey Lacy, look at the fat girl walking into the restaurant. I hope they have enough food. haha *sniffle *snort *snort

Lacy: Your a walrus

Fat Girl: *grabs her food and leaves crying*

Uneducated Bystander: Why did that fat girl waddle away crying?

Lacy: Oh she was being a Hippocrit.

Educated Bystander:Ahh I see,Thank you Lacy, your good deed has not gone unnoticed.

Hippocrite

by mrsdino on Aug 23, 2010 23:55:11

A blood-sucking, irritating and malicious hypocrite that is usually fat, obese or big-sized. They commonly spawn near you when they have bad intentions/goals when befriending you. However, ironically they believe they are inconspicuous in their misdeeds when they infact, are so huge in nature.

Example:
1) Omg, that Anna is such a hippocrite! seriously. Did you hear what she said about me?

hippocrite

by jajayyyyy on Oct 20, 2008 08:18:30

a fat bitch who is a hypocrite

Example:
"yoooo, that bitch is a hippocrite"

hippocrite

by Hercolena Oliver on May 04, 2008 21:36:14

A really huge pain in the but. Related words referring to big issues and smaller tissues: hippocrite, hippothermia, hippoallergenic, hippopotamiss

Example:
Look, I'm not exagerrating rating you as a hippocrite, for being such and old fuddy duddy holier than thou.

Hippocrit

by Andizzle mo' Nizzle on Jan 19, 2009 02:52:29

A Hippo Crit. A critical hit worthy of being defined as Hippopotamus-like. It is a gargantuan damage hit and is usually a crit of over 9000 damage dealt.

Example:
WoW Nerd(1): OMGAWD GUYS! I JUST GOT A HIPPOCRIT!!

Guild Mate: How much, man?

WoW Nerd(1): Over 9000!!!

WoW Nerd(2): HOLY SHIT DUDE!! OVER 9000!? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!

Hippocrite

by SarcasticIndian on Aug 27, 2020 23:48:45

Amalgamation of Hippopotamus and Hypocrite. Such a huge Hypocrite, it must have a different definition.

Example:
Your such a Hippocrite

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