April 5th

Girls born on this day will be the most special people you will ever meet. They're smart, gorgeous, hilarious, caring, and full of personality.



April 5th
The day I was born
Example:
I was born on April 5th


April 5th
People born on this day are intelligent, amusing, drop dead gorgeous and of course caring! Having a friend born on April 5th is like Jesus being your friend!

People born on this day should stay away from the color magenta and the number 107.

People born on this day should stay away from people name Jessica, Marion, Yasmin, Jasper, Carolina, Joseph, Nathan and Gerry.
Anyone who gets in the way of someone born on this day is in for an axe in their back so watch out!
Example:
Wow! You were born on April 5th? You’re like the Queen.


April 5th
The day the most amazing sexiest girl was born, always the first to get drunk and the best at parties
Example:
Yeah, she’s definitely an April 5th girl.


April 5th
April 5th is the day small ginger cunts named jack are born...specifically named jack...If there name isn't jack there lying
Example:
"Oh you got a boyfriend, when's there birthday?"
"April 5th"
"Erase them"


April 5th
The day that Kurt Cobain was slain by Jack Black. Years later JB wrote confession of his deed in the song 'The Metal'. Henceforth grunge was truly smitten for the better because as we all know grunge is the forfather of emo which can suck a left nut
Example:
On April 5th Metal killed Kurt Cobain


April 5th
National ACAB (All Cops Are Bastards) Day. Fuck cops.
Example:
Bro 1: "Dude! It's April 5th!"
Bro 2: "Yeah, what about it?"
Bro 1: " It's National ACAB Day!"
Bro 2: "Oh hell yeah! Let's go steal a Thin Blue Line flag to celebrate!"


April 5TH
They say when the the baddest bitches are born they are cute ,loyal and usually got cake if ya know what I mean they can’t say mad at the people they love but if you fuck up there feelings better kno they gone fuck up yours periodT they are so funny and know how to laugh .
Example:
Yeo you see that cake she must be born on April 5th


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