hose Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

hose

1. To spray down with machine gun fire.2. To completely ruin something.

hose

by gunslingergirlvy_s_e on Dec 03, 2005 19:57:18

a males penis thats spews out semen and urine for sex play.

Example:
i love to perform oral sex on my mans hose. mmmmmmmmmmmmm!

hose

by wright on May 16, 2005 01:53:22

To fuck leisurely, slowly and deeply for an :) extended period of time.

Example:
Man, they really hosed you on that job. I think were really going to take a hosin on this new contract. What does that hoser think he is doin?

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by sawboy on Dec 02, 2005 12:38:04

This verb began in the 1960's when rioters were controlled in large cities especially New York and Chicago by fire hoses. The Democratic Convention in Chicago provided images every night of Mayor Daily's police knocking down rioters and looters with high-pressure water hoses. New York's draft riots were more violent and the Army even sent tanks to discourage massive looting. But, since the evening news was edited in New Your by New York biased TV news organizations fewer hosing were shown in that city.

Example:
Jim was hosed by the pigs and fell breaking his new tv.

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by Loves2HoseTW on Sep 24, 2007 12:42:08

To suck the semen out of the penis after a hand job. Usually done by the "Ho"est of girls.

Example:
Yo. You have to hose him so you don't make a mess. And if the hose fails and you do make a mess you can just shower together.

hose

by Squiggle wiggle on Dec 21, 2002 05:43:29

penis, schwang, male genitalia.... you get the idea cockfuck.

Example:
Blow my hose bizzle.

hose

by Philip Edward Nunez on Nov 17, 2006 08:39:06

To abusively consume something.

Example:
Dude, you can't run a gay porn site on soda; that would totally hose all our net.

hose

by jake. on Oct 06, 2007 21:18:24

to ejaculate on a woman during a sexual encounter

Example:
I completely hosed all over that bitch last night!!

hose

by James on Nov 28, 2003 14:26:09

To steal something of someone else's.

See also : Jack

Example:
Did you hose my nappy weave?

hosed

by ninjamanzz on Sep 04, 2012 03:43:24

1. Messed up completely and without hope; to be in a hoplessly bad condition or position.
2. To spray with water from a hose.
3. Swindled or taken advantage of by deception.
4. To be waylaid and prevented from accomplishing something.

Example:
1) This engine is hosed. The pistons are seized and the block is cracked.
2) I hosed down the driveway this morning; now all the leaves and debris are gone.
3) I've been hosed! That Playstation I bought yesterday was an empty case weighted with rocks!
4) A: You, sir, are a hoser. I have done nothing today due to you distracting me! B: Nary, madame, I have hosed you not!

sources: 1) general usage, jargon 2) general usage, literal 3) southern central PA 4) JSD

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