hosing Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

hosing

verb: the act of fornication with no regard for the pleasure of the recipient. Usually accompanied by alcohol (see Jack Daniels hosing) and characterized by frenetic intensity.

hosed

by ninjamanzz on Sep 04, 2012 03:43:24

1. Messed up completely and without hope; to be in a hoplessly bad condition or position.
2. To spray with water from a hose.
3. Swindled or taken advantage of by deception.
4. To be waylaid and prevented from accomplishing something.

Example:
1) This engine is hosed. The pistons are seized and the block is cracked.
2) I hosed down the driveway this morning; now all the leaves and debris are gone.
3) I've been hosed! That Playstation I bought yesterday was an empty case weighted with rocks!
4) A: You, sir, are a hoser. I have done nothing today due to you distracting me! B: Nary, madame, I have hosed you not!

sources: 1) general usage, jargon 2) general usage, literal 3) southern central PA 4) JSD

hosed

by wise on Feb 15, 2003 06:26:50

1.utterly and undoubtedly affixiated in a troublesome situation
2. reflecting on a situation in a negative manner

syn: Jacked, screwed, fucked

Example:
"we got hosed tommy, we got hosed"

Hosed

by burnmonica on Feb 07, 2009 17:33:17

Screwed.
in the 'Dude. You're screwed.' sense.
Sometimes also means Stuck.

Example:
"You did what?! Hosed, man.
"When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor."

hose

by Secret Agent Man on Sep 19, 2003 01:25:09

1. To spray down with machine gun fire.
2. To completely ruin something.

Example:
The CO jumped out of the bushes but he got hosed by the VC.

That damn virus hosed my disk drive.

Hosing

by PonyUp42303 on Sep 07, 2017 00:23:19

A Canadian term for goofing off, being an idiot or loser.

Example:
Death to everyone is going to come, and it makes hosing much more fun " Bonnie Prince Billy

Hoses

by BZ_BB_843 on Apr 30, 2022 00:28:29

A hoses is a friend who consoles you after a serious breakup or divorce. This friend will lead you back into the world of being a hoe, much like Moses led his people to the promise land.

Example:
Courtney: What am I supposed to do about my life now?
Amber: Don't worry girl, I'm going to be your hoses now

hosed

by C on Mar 16, 2005 13:14:32

the MIT version: to be completely mentally and physically exhausted from completing some form of academic work typically within the last 8 hours of it being due.

Example:
Man I am hosed, I stayed up all night finishing a pset.

hosed

by Tony on Apr 04, 2005 13:28:41

to be intoxicated. to be drunk to the point of memory loss and the possibily of pissing the bed becomes high.

Example:
If we drink all these 40's we're gonna be hosed.

Hosed

by Oreilly on Oct 31, 2013 09:53:50

F*cked over.

Example:
We were Hosed by the IRS.

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