hot ninja
Sex act involving either being or dressing up like a ninja. Begin by quietly dropping out of the darkness/ceiling or creeping into a darkened room to find your girlfriend fast asleep. Quickly and quietly achieve orgasm, blowing your hot load allover her unsuspecting face. Throw down
a smoke bomb and make your escape out of the nearest window using a grappling hook or some other sort of
urban climbing device. Loose the ninja suit, return to the
scene of the crime, and act as if you have no idea whose semen is allover her but make sure and exclaim that it is by no means yours.
hot ninja pirate
by snowl0ver on Feb 23, 2011 02:43:27
A drink made with hot chocolate, Kahlua, rum, and
peppermint schnapps. It was rumored to be created at
Kirkwood ski resort by a ninja to warm up cold
snow ninjas after a long day enjoying powder.
Example:
Cold Guy:
Bartender, give me a
peppermint patty.
Bartender: Did you really just order that?
Cold Guy: What? I wasn't finished yet! That is for my girl.
I'll take a hot ninja pirate.
hot ninja tantric monkey sex
by Shaniqua Wellsfargo on Jan 18, 2008 03:54:32
A sensual
gang bang in high temperatures. The gang that is banging is made up of
monkies and
ninjas. Mostly the act of hot ninja tantric monkey sex involves a close relationship with a penis and an anus...mostly.
Example:
"My boyfriend and i do
the nasty approx.
23 times a day. and its more like hot ninja tantric monkey sex."