saftey

This is what you say when fart and you don't want to get socked in the arm.



saftey
Something that is not guaranteed.
Example:
Mullet Dude- I need someone to go back in time with me.
Some Guy- Will I need to bring my own weapons?
Mullet Dude- Yeah, I've only done this once before.
Some Guy- Oh.
Mullet Guy- Saftey is not guaranteed.


Saftey
A term used after you fart to keep from getting punched. If fail to say before someone says "doornob" you get punched until you touch a doornob. Doornob can be called if a fart is heard or smelled.
Example:
Gator: (poot)
Scrawn: dang dude....doornob
Gator: Ah F bomb
Scrawn: (punched)


Saftey Dance
1. n. A dance that is very safe.
2. n. A song that was popular in the 1980's and was supposedly about the policical situation in soviet russia... even though it made no sense at all.
Example:
1. Comon carl, lets do the saftey dance.
2. You can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind, cause' if your friends don't dance no if they don't dance well then there no friends of mine.
You can go where you want to, you can leave this world behind. And act like you come from out of this world and leave the real one far behind.

You can dance
Oh you can dance ect.


Saftey Not Guaranteed
An add to travel back in time pasted together with a school picture of a guy with strange hair called Captian J picard. The add reads: "WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box ____, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid when we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Saftey not guaranteed I have only done this once before."
Example:
"WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box ____, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid when we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Saftey not guaranteed I have only done this once before."


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