i don't even

When something is so surprisingly stupid, you can't even fathom a way to react.



I don't even
A phrase originating on the internet used to express complete and utter shock or not knowing what to say
Example:
Person 1 : OH MY GOD A CAT IS PULLING A WATERMELON OUT OF A SPACESHIP
You: OMG WHUT I DON'T EVEN


I don't even
A phrase that really originated from Mean Girls said by Regina George. This was adapted by the internet, probably 4chan, and has been used when one is speechless and shocked.
Example:
BRITAIN'S GOALIE JUST LET THE BALL PASS THE GOAL?! I DON'T EVEN-


What is this i don't even
When something is so shocking/meaningless/senseless/retarded/random/etc, that you're left absolutely speechless.
Example:
Joe: Let's see what's good on /b/ today...
.......
Joe: What is this i don't even


I don't even curr
An expression used to convey the extent that one does not care about something in a ghetto-like manner, while still remaining white.
Example:
Example:
Yvonne: "Hey Erin, you should fake bake sometime. You're so white you're almost transparent."
Erin: "I don't even curr. Tan people can kiss my arse."


what is this I don't even
An phrase used (usually on the internet) when something is so mind-blowingly stupid that you don't even have words to describe it.

Also used to indicate confusion.

Also see wat.
Example:
hitler4EVAR114: Has anyone ever been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

inoscopedjfk69: what is this I don't even


What is this I don't even
A popular cyberspace term and joke phrase that is said when someone else utters something totally stupid or useless/senseless.
Example:
Jeff: "Hey, Jake, I just went so far as to take the monkey and what what what are you gonna do about that! Jake look at this! Satan! DEATH TO THE WEIRD!"

Jake: What is this I don't even


I don't even know
A phrase used when one either: (1) Does not know what is going on, (2) does not know what just happened, (3) does not know the answer to a question, (4) or simply would like to break the silence.

Usually, when said phrase is used, it is followed by a near-endless spree of other quotes such as:

1.) Psh, I don't even know.
2.) Aw hail naw.
3.) Aw hail naw, cracka.
4.) Mmm hmmmm!

The phrase "I don't even know" is best used in the classic "I don't even know" speaking tone, which may only be properly "voiced" by either a colossal, Japanese monster, a small cat/kitten, or a constantly hyper-active younger brother.
Example:
"Matt, why aren't you talking?"
"Psh, I don't even know!"


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