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i left

When something is so funny that you could just leave the room.Usually spoken after hysterical laughter.South Jersey slang.

I left it wet for you

by A.C. Smooth on Dec 31, 2010 17:30:44

A statement used by dudes who have sexual relations with attached women when the cuckold gets wind of the situation and the cuckold calls the player in question, promising revenge. Also a song by UGK from their album "Supertight" which explains it a lot better.

Example:
Dude: "Yo, you fucking my girl? When I see you, I'm killing yo' ass!"

Cold Mack:"Say Jack, don't hate the player, hate the game! By the way, I left it wet for you, trick!"

Why I left buzzfeed

by InfowarsAlexJones on Mar 25, 2017 17:22:42

A phrase typically used in YouTube titles, to parody ex-buzzfeed employee videos.

Example:
YouTube title: Why I left buzzfeed!?
Actual Video: Overwatch gameplay.

i left my dick in the kitten

by dicksonś kitten owner on Dec 20, 2017 06:08:14

The action of shoving a mans dick in a womens pussy all night

Example:
Hey, how did you like when i left my dick in the kitten

I left my boots in the truck

by Lord Dryden on May 23, 2008 02:04:10

An odd saying said by Mr. Stiles, a crazy old tech teacher as RHS. He uses it when students say BS things.

Example:
Student- Im going to the bathroom
Mr Stiles- Ya ok i left my boots in the truck

I left my dog in a tree

by Cphill on Nov 16, 2015 03:26:52

When someone is ugly and you need a escape

Example:
"Oh no Jessica I left my dog in a tree, I'll be back." *never returns*

This isn't where I left my oatmeal

by MuchoMoney on Aug 12, 2011 03:11:44

Similar to "this isn't where I parked my car", it's a phrase used during a fight or awkward situation

Example:
Facebook convo:

Person 1: I hate you you're a bitch
Person 2: Fuck you and die
Person 3: You're just mad because she fucked your boyfriend
Person 4: This isn't where I left my oatmeal...

I felt cold, so I left.

by O'Hara Eyes on Oct 26, 2018 12:56:17

A diplomatic way of saying "f*** you" when someone is ignoring you, being rude to you, giving you the cold shoulder, boring you with superficial talk, not showing they care, being cold and insensitive, etc.
The statement doesn't have anything to do with the weather but everything to do with how warm and caring someone is towards you, how interested is a person in your conversation.

Example:
He/She ignored me the whole time. I felt cold, so I left.

He/She doesn't care. I felt cold, so I left.
He/She gave me the cold shoulder. I felt cold, so I left.
He/She gave me a sly look. I felt cold, so I left.

Am i right or am i left

by troytyggis55 on Jan 09, 2017 18:12:41

An extremely stupid pun that everyone hates and the person who says it has lowered his bar by a lot.

The person who says it normally laughs and thinks it was a smart and fun joke.

Example:
1+1=3 Aint right, its left.

OMG I can't believe Trump is president, am I right or am I left?

i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

by Tipp Ex on Sep 11, 2009 05:16:40

a funny as hell way of insulting a man by implying that you've screwed his wife

Example:
james: have you seen my gimp mask and anal harness?
bob: huh??
james: i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

or

paul: have you seen my boxers? I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed
john: that dirty whore! did she ask you to do bukkake?

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