jack smith
One who wears satchelled pants in which he can dump his masturbatory discharged. Jack smiths usually wear specially designed satchel pants which allow easy access to the penis at any time. A typical Jack Smith would usually have
bed time set around 8pm and have regular “naps” (masturbation sessions) throughout the day, “The
early bird catches the worm”. Typical quotes from a Jack Smith would be – Nice pic
ains, v. Nice tshirt mike and women aren’t funny.
Jack Smith
by Chest Compressions on Dec 30, 2021 03:55:55
It's a term used when you report to work with
technical difficulties. "
My laptop jus automatically updated," or "My computer just
turned off." when it isn't the case. The concept describes a lie that lets you escape your work when you're lazy.
You can also use this to describe someone who just disappeared without notice.
Example:
Hey guys, I'm lazy AF right now. Let me do
a Jack Smith.
Where's
Jay? Is he at work or not? Did he Jack Smith on us again?