WITNESS ME

An extreme version of hold my beer.A battle cry before you do some dumb sh*toriginated from mad max



gettin' it in wit me
To get with someone and have sex with them. Popularly coined from the Jadakiss song, "Gettin' it in"
Example:
Guy 1: Shorty gettin' it in wit me.
Guy 2: Yo the ho has been hit be every G in da 'hood.


Blackin wit me
the act of harrassing you or poking fun at you through ghetto/black language. also reffered to as "playin' ", "clowin", or "doggin".
Example:
Man these two fools think just cause im jewish that i dont know any black slang. All they do is whenever I come over to talk they start blackin wit me


fuck wit me
A synonym for get on my level or otherwise known as GOML(pronounced gom-elle). More hardcore way of saying GOML, both words mainly said while playing video games.

The one known as Neato is one of the main men saying this spectacular phrase.
Example:
Look at my k/d. fuck wit me bitch.

Fade fuck wit me.


witness me
When you pour applesauce on your face in front of your philosophy professor to indicate how tired you are at all times. Also known as being very depressed .... so applesauce on the face .... cures depression
Example:
Witness me, Chris


fuckin wit me
The process involving becoming heavily intoxicated making one seemingly the poster child of drunk
Example:
You "fuckin wit me" tonight bruh?
dude you know ill be fuckin wit ya!

Hey bro what are you up to?
I'm kickin it wit my boys they are definitely about to be "fuckin wit me" bruh!


your wit astounds me
Often said in a sarcastic tone.

A more direct and fancy way of saying- "Don't humor yourself. You're not as witty, smart, or funny as you'd like to think."
Example:
Person 1: Hey, hey, listen to this one. Do you know how I got out of Iraq?........IRAN! (bwahahahaha)

Person 2: *rolls eyes* Your wit astounds me.

Can also be heard in the greatest female coming of age movie ever made, Now and Then.


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