jarvis

Jarvis is a Norman French surname (last name) linked to Saint Gervasius. Its latin meaning is "He who is skilled with a spear." Basically, "Jarvis" means "Bad Ass" or "Not to be Fucked wit."Never call him Travis or Gervais (from Survivor).



jarvis
A curious creature. may or may not enjoy consuming leafy green substances. Only one is known to man, but others may exist under the roofs of those parents are too lenient.

A warning to casual observers; "Jarvis" is extremely tempermental and will snap for reasons only known in its own angsty mind.
Example:
civilian 1: "Whos shampoo did I use today?"

civilian 2: "Oh that was Jarvis'."

civilian 3: "Jarvis and Fake D are pecking away at each other like toddlers again"

civilian 4: "Im not going to class today, Im going to pull a Jarvis"


jarvis
The typically overweight drinking-buddy/sidekick of a cotch/cotchski. Can be solo, but operates best symbotically with his more vain counterpart. Usually drunk, belicose, and confused. Both a wingman and doormat.
Example:
After insulting and attempting to fight the cotch's arresting officer, the jarvis was also charged and incarcerated.


jarvis
Example:

Jarvis
(can also be spelled Jarvus)

An unspeakable thing.
Did you wash your...jarvis last night?

Lets keep it on the jarvis, so as not to gain any attention, alright?

You don't want many people to see your jarvis.

Person 1: Is jarvis a word?
Person 2: Yes.


jarvis
a plaid or flanal jacket often seen on lumberjacks, old men, and hip young university students trying to break all the rules of fashion. Can be a variety of colors, sleeve lengths and shades, does not have to be any certain material, as long as it's near hideous yet strangely awesome.
Example:
dude 1 "where's dude 3?"

dude 2 "he went shopping, he should be right back"

dude 3 "hey guys check out this sweet Jarvis I bought at the Peavey Mart"

dude 1 and 2 simultaneously "that's a sweet fuckin Jarvis"


Jarvis
To ‘jarvis’ something is a term commonly used amongst medical professionals when a colleague causes a patient to let blood unnecessarily during a routine procedure.

By extension ‘jarvis’ can also mean to screw up something simple.
Example:
Dammit Franklin, if you jarvis one more IV I swear to God...

David really jarvised the Christmas Tree when he put the star on the wrong way up.


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