shopping

buying a whole lot of stuff that you don't really need



shopping
Going to a large chain store (Wal-Mart, K-Mart, Target, etc...) and filling a cart with as much crap as possible, only to abandon it somewhere in the store.
Example:
Hey dude! I went shopping at Wal-Mart today. Somebodys gonna be doin their job today.


shopping
The process by which individuals attempt to fill their spiritual and/or emotional emptiness through the acquisition and later consumption of material objects.

See also: retail therapy
Example:
Grace: You and I, we have to stay focused. You know how sharks are eating machines? We are shopping machines. That means all we do is shop, and poop. Shop, and poop. Got it? So what are we going to do now?
Nathan: God, I hope it's shop.


shopping
Females:

A lifestyle, a pastime. No. A downright obsession. Whether it's shoes, clothes, body lotions or for a new boyfriend, women can never get enough shopping.

Males:
An occasional trip to the supermarket for something along the lines of booze, chips and possibly some soda.
Example:
Female:
OMG. I can't wait to go shopping tonight!

Male:
I have to go shopping with the wifey and pick up some Buds for the game tonight.


shopping
the act of hesitantly attending and abandoning multiple social gatherings until one is deemed worthy of staying or the list of alternatives has been exhausted.
Example:
Yo, is that motherfucker shopping right now? Tell him/her to sit his/her ass down and stop pretending like he/she has somewhere better to be!


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