jelly dick

A dick that remains flaccid.Similar to Whiskey Dick and Coke Dick



Jelly Dick
The act of not bathing in a week and smearing duck butter on your dick, then sticking it in a woman’s vagina while on her period and then having her suck it off.
Example:
Dude, I took Jamie on a date last night and gave her the jelly dick she seemed to enjoy it.


Napalm Jelly-Dick
When a man dips his penis into unlit napalm and proceeds to stick it into a woman's vagina or rectum, or a man's rectum, pulls out his penis, and then lights the given orifice on fire, effectively incinerating the receiving party from the inside out.
Example:
Next time I see my ex I swear to God I'll get the boys and we'll napalm jelly-dick that bitch!


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