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flaccid
One who suffers from not having the ability to get a woody, hard on, or boner... Usually having to take some Viagra to go the distance
Example:
Wife: You ready?
Husband: No.
Wife: Now?
Husband: No.
Wife: DAMNIT!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Husband: (pops some Viagra) Give me 5 five more minutes!
Wife: You ready?
Husband: No.
Wife: Now?
Husband: No.
Wife: DAMNIT!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Husband: (pops some Viagra) Give me 5 five more minutes!
flaccid
Lacking firmness, resilience, or muscle tone.
See Synonyms at limp.
Lacking vigor or energy: flaccid management.
lacking normal or youthful firmness
adj 1: lacking in strength or firmness or resilience; "flaccid muscles"; "took his lax hand in hers"; "gave a limp handshake"; "a limp gesture as if waving away all desire to know" G.K.Chesterton; "a slack grip" syn: lax, limp, slack 2: lacking firmness or stiffness; "flabby around the middle"; "flaccid cheeks" syn: flabby
See Synonyms at limp.
Lacking vigor or energy: flaccid management.
lacking normal or youthful firmness
adj 1: lacking in strength or firmness or resilience; "flaccid muscles"; "took his lax hand in hers"; "gave a limp handshake"; "a limp gesture as if waving away all desire to know" G.K.Chesterton; "a slack grip" syn: lax, limp, slack 2: lacking firmness or stiffness; "flabby around the middle"; "flaccid cheeks" syn: flabby
flaccid
flaccid is how a guy's dick gets when someone thumps his nuts with their thumb and index finger while he's jacking off, resulting in a failed orgasm
flaccid
flaccid
A watered down drink, the opposite of a "stiff" drink. When a bartender notices you have had enough to drink, and starts watering yours down, he's serving you a "flaccid drink".
flaccid
Example:
That girl you hooked up with last night was flaccid, or,
That 720 indy grap you threw on the pipe was flaccid.
That girl you hooked up with last night was flaccid, or,
That 720 indy grap you threw on the pipe was flaccid.