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Kleenex
The Kleenex is a small napkin used for many purposes, almost anything can be accomplished with the napkin. You can clean up, or mess up, with the Kleenex. One very important purpose of the Kleenex is wiping up cum or jizz. This can be one of the most efficient ways of cleaning the sticky substance.
Example:
Mom: Why are there so many Kleenex’s under your bed?
Son: I’m sick.


Kleenex
The thing that's ready to bear all your boogers no matter how boogerily boogery they are.
Example:
Ahhh...Ahhh...Ahhhhh-- *grab Kleenex* pikaCHOO!


Kleenex
Preferred hygiene product used by women (and presumably men) after intercourse, resulting from intra-vaginal or intra-anal climax, to prevent unnecessarily soiling bed-sheets/couch/carpet/upholstery/car-seat with the deposited ejaculate, which may subsequently trickle onto said fuck spots.
Convenient, cheap, quick and absorbent, the Kleenex is the ideal way to prevent nasty love juice stains.

Synonyms: Snot rag, hanky, handkerchief, tissue
Example:
“Give me a fucking Kleenex or you’ll sleep on the really wet spot!”

I’m sorry! I don’t have a Kleenex for clean up. Use your hand, the toilet is only a few steps away.”


Kleenex
Insulting word for a girl you use for sex once then get rid of, like a used paper tissue.

Also see Kleenex fuck and fuck 'n' chuck
Example:
Q: Who was that girl I saw you with last night?
A: Just a Kleenex. She blew me but she's nothing special.


Kleenex
What (Diane Talamante) uses to stuff her bra. Where not sure what company made those kleenex but where afraid to find out. Diane has one year suply of tissue in each bra cup. Diane if your reading this U CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF WHICH U PROBABLY DID!
Example:
DIANE Talamante could loose 25 pounds by not wearing tissue theres a new weight loss diet for you bitch!


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