lounger
one who lounges
lounger
One who lounges; that is, frequents cocktail lounges and indulges in classic vices reminescent of an earlier time in American history: those of music, cocktails, fashion, flirting, and all manners of witty conversation.lap loungers
droopy boobs that seem to lounge closer to a woman's lap than her chest area. Opposite of Perky bubules
Example:
She was a beautiful older woman, but the fact that she liked to show off her lap loungers by not wearing a bra was a real turn off to Mark.
She was a beautiful older woman, but the fact that she liked to show off her lap loungers by not wearing a bra was a real turn off to Mark.
faculty lounger
Example:
Miss Johnston is sleeping with my chem teacher Mr. Platter. I heard she also gave the gym teacher a blow job. She's a real faculty lounger.
Miss Johnston is sleeping with my chem teacher Mr. Platter. I heard she also gave the gym teacher a blow job. She's a real faculty lounger.
vogue lounger
Someone who has perfected the social skill of getting into a just right position that makes them look sexy and casual without looking like it's planned, and then can hold the look for extended periods of time.
Example:
"Look at the slight separation between her lips and the way it plays with the casual exposure of her left leg. She's definitely a vogue lounger."
"Look at the slight separation between her lips and the way it plays with the casual exposure of her left leg. She's definitely a vogue lounger."
barking lounger
Example:
"get the kids to shut up can't hear the tv" as the person is to lazy to get up like a barking lounger
"get the kids to shut up can't hear the tv" as the person is to lazy to get up like a barking lounger
barque lounger
Example:
my husband just sits in his barque lounger barking out orders to me and the rest of the family!
my husband just sits in his barque lounger barking out orders to me and the rest of the family!
Solar Lounger
One who hangs around in the student center and plays Magic: The Gathering. These people are usually retarded and bite one's own ear while talking about the Never Ending Story.
Example:
Hey look at those solar loungers in there; they are the seed of radiation poisoning and need to be hidden under the basement stairs.
Hey look at those solar loungers in there; they are the seed of radiation poisoning and need to be hidden under the basement stairs.
Lockhart St. Lounger's
These Lockhart St. Lounger's are people with whom hang out with no intention towards being at any point in the day beginning with waking up to sleep, worthwhile. Most time is spent laying on couch's, scratching genitals, talking shit on one another, or having job's that don't consist of actually going to work anywhere. A lot of burrito misplacement complaints have come from this place, and as well many different drunken mishap's including not picking phone's up with any intention of making sense to the person on the other line. Mostly these inhabitant's are generally pigheaded fools with big ego's. Stay away from keg parties that include pitching in money because it won't be returned to you. Also the dog has calmed down so that's a plus, maybe the only...
Couch Lounger
A person with no permanent residence, who appeals to the sympathy of people who do not want to see the person officially homeless and on the streets, but who refuses to take advice or work to change their situation, attitude or actions in any meaningful way. They move from couch to couch, (house to house) staying until they either wear out their welcome or the homeowners rules become to burdensome. Really onerous and over the line rules like "Clean up after yourself" or "If you can't contribute with $ right now, how about some housework?" or "Stop playing online games all day and Fbooking all day and look for a job!"
Example:
Man, I thought I could help John, but he is just a couch lounger!
How long you gonna let that couch lounger hang out at your crib eating your grub?
Is John still at your house? No that couch lounger split when I told him he had to wash dishes and do laundry for his rent! He called his uncle and whined to him about sleeping under a bridge and now he is lounging on his uncles couch!
Man, I thought I could help John, but he is just a couch lounger!
How long you gonna let that couch lounger hang out at your crib eating your grub?
Is John still at your house? No that couch lounger split when I told him he had to wash dishes and do laundry for his rent! He called his uncle and whined to him about sleeping under a bridge and now he is lounging on his uncles couch!