time bomb

Someone that is risky to have around because they are on the urge to blowing it. A person that you know will end up ruining a perfect situation.



time bomb
When a Man is so turned on that he knows as soon as his woman performs oral sex on him, it will be a quick and harsh orgasim in her mouth. Most of the time she is unaware that this is going to happen, and you give her no heads-up.
Example:
"damn, im so turned on, oh shit she started sucking my dick, its a time bomb now"


time bomb
A deposit of cum that seeps out of a condom that has mistakenly slipped off your dick during sex and is subsequently left inside your chick's vagina after you nut and pull out. The fuse is lit as soon as you realize that when you pulled your prick out, the dirty rubber was no longer attached (usually because the chick squeezed it off in ecstasy or you went soft). Exhibits an unfortunately long fuse, lasting anywhere from less than a week to a full 28 days or, if the bomb is armed, 9 months, at which time the bomb drops and your life as a partying slutting beer guzzling college faking frat boy/girl comes to an abrupt end. Next time keep your prick hard and grab the rubber before you cum. Or just do it in the ass.
Example:
Dude #1: "Bro I saw you walking home with (e.g. Monica) last night man, she was soooo drunk. You hit that shit nasty?"
Dude #2: "Man, yeah, but no fucking joke. I dropped a time bomb in her."
Dude #1: (solemnly) "Shit. Shit man. Shit."
Dude #2: "Yeah, shit. I knew I should have put it in her ass."


time bomb
When you see an ugly ass chick walking around at a party and hanging on anything she can find (men). Its only a fucking matter of time before the time bomb explodes on somebody because they are sooooo hammered themselves. Then the victim (male) hooks up with a disgusting fucking chick and hates his life for at least 2 weeks.
Example:
Bro 1: Dude look at that time bomb walking around, luckily I dodged her

Bro 2: Holy shit Jimmy is just set off the detonator, and now that time bomb just exploded all over him.....he is fucked...lets take a picture and put it on facebook!!!


time bombing
Time bombing is when you intentionally comment on an old photo on someone's Facebook profile as if it's current. The older, the better. This forces Facebook to make it appear in the current news feed and typically prompts awkward comments from other friends who think they are commenting on new pictures.
Example:
When someone is time bombing you, you'll get notifications from friends with comments like:

"When did you color your hair green!"

"I'm glad to see you're back with Nancy. That chick you were dating last week was really nasty"

"Wow - are you pregnant AGAIN!"

"OMG - did you lose like 100 pounds? You look great!"


Time Bomb
Taking a capsule of MDMA (Molly); preferably with .2 - .4, wrapping it in a good wad of pre-chewed gum, then swallowing it. It will then kick in at a random point in time within the next week.
Example:
Person 1: Yo, remember when John took that time bomb on Monday?
Person 2: Yeah, what of it?
Person 1: It kicked in on him during work last night!
Person 2: LOL funny shit! Wasn't yesterday Thursday?
Person 1: Yuhhh


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