manele

"manele" , sg "manea" Unfortunate mixture of influences of Gipsy. Turkish, Arabic, Romanian & Greek traditional music and pop music, of no artistic value. Has been popular in the last decade in Romania and other countries from Eastern Europe, but lastely is starting to lose ground.Most of the Manele lyrics are illogic, gramatically incorrect and basically consist of the "big guy" braging about his wealth and "value", about his (probably in his dreams!) ability to pick up chicks,while wishing his ennemies to die of jealousy, or lamely whining about his chick who has left him and deserted his heart. Interprets of manele distinguish themselves by having freaky and ridiculous stage names such as "Sorin the Golden Kid" or Vali the Storm" (in Romanian it sounds a lot worse, believe me!!!!) and by wearing totally unstylish/non-matching clothes in manner of gangsta wannabees (pathetic wanabees, I mean!), big and equally unstylish gold jewleries and at least one ton of hair gel. A singer or fan of manele is called "manelist"; someone who hates them is "antimanelist"-in Romania, the puyblic oppinion is mostly divided among those two groups. "Antimanelisti" are usually emo, goth, punk, hipsters or simply smart guys



manele
the word exactly replicates the definition for "chalga" in romanian language and refers to romanian music type.
Example:
"Discoteque boom" - song performed by a romanian small & fat gipsi and beeing in top 10 for months


Manel
Smart and Beautiful women with brown hair. She loves fashion and has a strange addiction to roses. Every single men crave for a Manel.
Example:
When you date a manel, you never go back..


Manelling it
When the driver of a car is overly hesitant to pull onto a roadway, letting car after car pass even though they clearly could have made it seamlessly into the flow of traffic.
Example:
"We're gonna be waiting at this intersection all day if you don't stop manelling it."

"Sorry we we're so late, but Kristin manelled it when we turned onto Oak Street."


Manell
cute, the best guy friend you can have. he usually plays a sport like football or baseball. he is just one of those people who you can't ever forget. usually has a big butt for a dude. but he will stick by you no matter what. :)
Example:
ex. Maya, that guy was SO nice he must've been a Manell.<3


Manele
Manele is a form of music, mainly derived from Turkish and Arabic love songs. The roots of this genre lie in Ferentari, a poor area, inhabited mostly by gypsies, located in the vicinity of Bucharest, the capital of Romania. The music could be best described as a mixture of dance, hip-hop, oriental influences and Rroma folk music. Since 1997, this style of music has become more and more popular, reaching its apex in rural areas in South-Eastern Europe, where poverty is widespread and a bad education is almost imminent. The lyrics usually refer to useless self-lamentation, obscenity, stupefied immorality, false love and pointless ego praising. This sub-culture encourages exaggerated selfishness, dishonesty, crookedness and vulgarity. It is considered best to fight against this worthless musical movement and if possible encourage others to do the same.
Example:
Manele Artists: Adrian De Vito, Costi Ioniţă, Nicolae Guţă, Sorinel Puştiu'


manel toe
The male version of the female "camel toe," an affliction caused when male junk becomes trapped in the confines of tight and often thin pants.
Example:
Uuggg... I just saw the worst case of manel toe at the gym, this old guy was wearing spandex and his shorts were totally snacking on his man meat.


Manel
Manel is a mediterrianan - concretely catalan - man whom wisedom and schlong are beyond any human conception. While he may not have the fittest body, his proportion and height could easily make him a sex symbol. Manel is commonly mistaken as a clever boy, but he is the wisest lord and memer the earth has ever conceived.
Example:
Check yo'keys Robert - Manel

I would fuck Manel right now - Martin "Black Boi" Luther king


manele
Manea/manele: "Manele" is a type of music that "cocalari" listen to.

Manele can damage your brain, kill neurons, make you go blind (science still can't explain why) and more.

If you listen to manele trough your headphones you are a "cocalar".

Florin Salam and Dani Mocanu are very good manele singers, but don't talk shit about them or they will attack you with their gang of "țigani"

Manele is the worst type of music you can listen to. I'd rather play muzică populară on my aux cord than manele.
Example:
-Vrei să ascultăm manele? (-Do you want to listen to manele?)
-Nu mersi, sunt deja homosexual. (-No thanks, I'm already gay)

-Ai vazut ce manea a scos Florin Salam? (-Have you seen Florin Salam's new manea?)


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