garretting

The act of watching gay porn while simultaneously pooping and masturbating, not washing up and going straight to sleep.



Garret
An absoulutly amazing guy who is crazy nice and respectful. Garret's tend to be tall and pretty hot ;). They have ah-mazing eyes and they're hilarious! They are loyal to their friends and tend to fall hard for their best girl friend. They can also be very protective of their best girl friend and when someone is mean to Her he will stand up for her. He is wicked athletic and is great at every sport he plays. Any girl would be lucky to have a garret.
Example:
Girl one: my boyfriends name is garret!

Girl two: give him to me now.


Garret
Hottttt, funny, really good kisser. Always a good time and a good one time hookup or boyfriend. Can really do it all, text him whenever you need some fun.
Example:
"Last night I was snap chatting garret and he was such a good time"


Garret
Garret is an actual word with the meaning: dark, depressing attic.

It's also a given name mostly to males whose mothers or fathers thought it would be cute to misspell by leaving off the extra "t" at the end - as in "Garrett".
Example:
"Hey Molly, you run this box up to the garret?"

"Carolyn, you shouldn't have named your son 'Garret', now all the kids will nickname him 'attic'!"

Although I've only known one person with the given name "Garret", he's quite terrific. If you find yourself fortunate enough to meet a Garret, do so gently and with an open heart. He will rock your world.


Garretted
When you have to shit so bad, but are forced to hold it in and don’t quite make it to the toilet. Having to leave your pants, shoes and socks in the bathroom while leave dressed like Donald Duck
Example:
Cameron: dude hurry up I gotta shit.

Mike: pulls into chevron watching Cameron waddle in the bathroom.

Cameron: (texting mike) dude I didn’t make it. I GARRETTED. How many people are out there


garret
Noun- The most badassitude person you'll ever meet. A garret ( Properly spelled Garret, or Garrett) loves 70's music as well as some 80's, and 60's. Their knowledge will always surprise you, and so will their astonishingly good looks.

Verb- The act of doing something badass, exceptionally dank, or positively shocking.
Example:
Noun- "That dude is such a garret."
Verb- "I'm going to garret this motha fucka."


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