mattressing
an act of solo love originating from eccles manchester england where one takes the cardboacrd tube from the centre of a bog roll,packs it with a lube of your choice,traps it between bed and mattress and gives it a good rogering
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An extreme sport in its early stages, but still sweet fun. Mattressing involves finding a mattress with wheels on the underneath (quality may vary, but if you use the small wheels mattresses come with then they will beak which makes it all more interesting) and a steep hill with a road on it. Take the mattress up to the top of the hill and from a running start jump onto the mattress and roll down the hill. Normally crashing into the gutter is unavoidable. Avoiding crashing into cars on the street is desireable. This activity can be greatly improved by any of the normal stuff ie. A good mate, booze, comfy mattress, sex (not with good mate unless good mate is of opposite sex, but 2 girls would still be OK).Pimpin' up your mattress is a good idea.mattressizing
To wish a person to the mattress; to fantasize about taking someone to bed by way of sexting or conversing in person.
Example:
Girl 1- " I was totally sexting this hot guy, telling about all the awesome things I wanna do to him in bed"
Girl2- "He's trying to be a gentleman and all you're doing is mattressizing him, have some class".
Girl 1- " I was totally sexting this hot guy, telling about all the awesome things I wanna do to him in bed"
Girl2- "He's trying to be a gentleman and all you're doing is mattressizing him, have some class".
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Example:
1) "God, I slept with all of them. I was such a mattress last night!"
2) "I'll introduce you to Suzy. She is such a mattress."
1) "God, I slept with all of them. I was such a mattress last night!"
2) "I'll introduce you to Suzy. She is such a mattress."
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When you're at a house party, and you've drinken too much, and go to lay down in an empty room and inadvertently end up in bed with 5 or more people. While everyone else either falls off or leaves, one, or even two couples will stay and makeout on you. Literally on you, making you their 'mattress'.
Example:
Person1: Hey baby, last night was great! ;)
Person2: Yeah it was! But your bed felt kind of weird.
Person1: Oh yeah!! It was because Paris was mattressing for us!
Person1: Hey baby, last night was great! ;)
Person2: Yeah it was! But your bed felt kind of weird.
Person1: Oh yeah!! It was because Paris was mattressing for us!
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Example:
Jordan: "That bitch is really, really weird.."
Sam: "That's because she's pissed as a mattress"
Josh: "I lost all my money in the stock-market yesterday.."
Matt: "Damn, you must be shattered as a mattress"
Nic: "I got a E- in my R.E exam.."
Sean: "You must be stupid as a mattress"
Jordan: "That bitch is really, really weird.."
Sam: "That's because she's pissed as a mattress"
Josh: "I lost all my money in the stock-market yesterday.."
Matt: "Damn, you must be shattered as a mattress"
Nic: "I got a E- in my R.E exam.."
Sean: "You must be stupid as a mattress"
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The combination of the words Model and Waitress. Used to describe small time models who cannot support herself with only modeling income, and require side jobs such as waitressing.