waitressing

a person who isn't paid enough to kiss the ass of some bastard who has had a bad day at the office and needs to take it out on someone.



Waitress
Someone who would fart in your food (or possibly piss or spit) if you don't treat them right.
Example:
Waitress Lisa Wogen performed a cake fart and became famous.


Waitressing
The act of asking an individual (the diner) to "place an order" of a certain type of canned or jarred food and then inserting that can or jar into the diner's orifice for the purpose of sexual pleasure. The waitress then pronounces that, "dinner is served."

When being waited upon, it is proper etiquette to tip the waitress. The waitress should provide the diner with an after-dinner mint or beverage.
Example:
Girl: "I'd LOVE waitressing. Waitress me, baby."
Guy: "Dinner is served."


waitress sandwich
A sexual position in which a man sits on a chair while a woman (such as a waitress) sits on top and a second man sits on top of her, as immortalized by U.S. senators Chris Dodd and Ted Kennedy in 1985.
Example:
The two senators made a "waitress sandwich" while their dates were in the bathroom.


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