mind of mencia
Hands down the worst show/comedian in the history of television/comedy.
Carlos Mencia does for comedy what the holocaust did for the jews, except the holocaust wasn't as brutal, it made more sense, and was slightly less of a crime against humanity.
Carlos Mencia's jokes have no range outside of weak observations about race, nor do they contain an ounce of originality. When I talk about the show being a horrendous atrocity, I'm not reffering to the show being overly racist, in fact that has almost nothing to do with it. It's the constructs of the jokes themselves. They're pitiful attempts at humor. They lack any kind of intelligence whatsoever, so little in fact, that his comedy is barely one notch above a clown slipping on a banana peel. 80% of his jokes don't even have a punch line, they are just stereotypes examined to the point of obscurity.The following paragraph is specifically for Carlos...Yelling a joke doesn't make it funnier. Doing little twitches while telling a joke doesn't make it funnier.
Pointing at the camera or various people in the audience doesn't make it funnier. Laughing hysterically at your own jokes doesn't make them funnier. Relying on stereotypes for 99.8% of your material doesn't make you funnier. Having your own show doesn't make you funny. Your not funny, nor are you by any means a respected comedian, but rather, you are a commercialized joke, a fat vulture feeding on the remains of the Chappelle show. Perhaps when you take the time to construct a joke coherently, rather than
fall back on "in-yo-face"-ity, will you truly know what it means to be a comedian.What's that you say, Carlos speaks the truth? He's brave for saying what we're all thinking and people just need to lighten up? Well then I have good news for all you
Mencia fans: We can all be Carlos Mencia! Its easier than you think. Just take a sterotypical topic (like Asian drivers, Black people
eating watermelon, or mexicans
mowing lawns) and yell it while doing a
little dance.HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED ASIANS CAN'T DRIVE!!!
DEE DEE DEE!!!!See? Wasn't that easy? I hope there are enough time slots and paychecks at Comedy Central for all of us.
Mind of Mencia's abnormal success is a dark glimpse into the comedic mind of the American majority (although we all know tv rating systems are inaccurate). To put it simply, it is simplistic, it is comedy (dare I even use that word to describe it) that requires no thinking, intelligence, or taste. The next time you laugh at his quote-unquote "jokes", ask yourself why your laughing. Is it content that is essentially clever and humorous, or is it an exploitation of obvious stereotypes that any person with half a brain can concieve?
mind of mencia
by xanieth on Jul 08, 2005 02:21:44
A show made by Comedy Central to try and fill the gap that
Chappelle's Show left that horribly fails and is thoroughly unfunny.
All jokes are about 9/11 and Arabs because
Carlos Mencia isn't afraid to SPEAK HIS MIND! HE'S SO EDGY AND OFFENSIVE!
Example:
"Dude did you see
Mind of Mencia last night?"
"
Yeah dude, it fucking sucked. All of the jokes weren't funny and they were part of his old
unfunny material.
mind of mencia
by C-Mills on Jan 18, 2008 11:06:33
Comedy Central's replacement for "Chappelle's Show" after its unexpected ending.
Carlos
Mencia constantly makes fun of the same things on his show: "beaners", "wetbacks", other minorities, white people, and lazy people.
He relies on "shock value" to be funny, but that wears off after a few episodes, when you realize it's the same shit over and over again, the topic is getting tired, and that Mencia has no talent.
Dave Chappelle, like Mencia, was a
one-trick pony (on his show and in his stand-up), but he could pull it off because he told it like it was and had wit, charisma, and a good delivery. Mencia, on the other hand, is a phony with no comedic talent; therefore, he sucks.
mind of mencia
by thefuckingtruth on Jul 17, 2009 15:45:03
The television show created by the most arrogant fuckwad that comedy central could find. The fact that this show is still running confirms that America has no chance for survival and deserves to be taken over by China. Carlos mencia"not even his real name" is by far the most simple minded ignorant piece of human shit that
should have been aborted. His comedy could best be described as
shock humor that is neither humorous,nor shocking. He is famous for "voicing his opinion" which he thinks makes him a better American than everyone else. Voicing an opinion is a right, but spreading ignorace to everyone who watches this
shitty show should be illegal.
mind of mencia
by fuck salt on Mar 16, 2006 01:17:52
Great fucking show, many people hate him and his show because they are pussies and can't take a joke. And you know what? He does not give a shit about what about the people who hate him. He is not racist, god damn. Wow so he cracks stereotype jokes alot, who cares? He is hilarious and open minded. Dried pussy
dipshits can't handle a joke so they write bullshit
hatemail to make themselves look like an idiot. His best skit IMO is the
Confucious Carlos, I pissed my pants watching that. If you like comedy you will love this show.
He is fucking funny as hell. If you like
Dave Chapelle,
Chris Rock or any comedian who cracks on racism have no reason to hate Carlos. People who hate him can
get bent and munch my taint. He is hilarious, plain and simple. Don't like the show don't fucking watch it instead of writing bullshit hatemail that he doesn't give a shit about.
Most of the people who bitch about him being racist, god damn get a life. Dave Chapelle makes fun of white people all the time, does he get called racist? No, he is called funny and hilarious. So why is it any different if Carlos does it? It's because you are the racist assholes.
Anyway the show is the funniest thing late at night along with
Dave Chappelle. He decieves the bullshit in the world today and exposes how fucked up and insecure most dumbasses are. Hell, in his routines he even reveals how much of a dumbass he can be.
Mind of Mencia
by Mr. Bokbizzawk on Sep 02, 2005 10:42:58
n.
The absolute worst television show ever aired, or, for that matter, concieved by man. It is a void, a black hole completly empty of any
mirth or comedy whatsoever. It is a momentous failure of mankind and God. It is the humor equivalent of
Absolute Zero; so blatantly unfunny that it can only be achieved through a controlled laboratory setting. This leads some to believe that Mind of Mencia was, in fact, created specifically as an experiment to find the most unhumorous idea possible, but it's hard to imagine that any but the most sadistic would even contemplate unleashing such an abhorrition as MoM on the world.
Also, vb: Mencian
Something so horrible it compares to the
calibur of
the unholy blight itself, Mind of Mencia. It has yet to be used seriously, because come on, let's face it, nothing is that fucking bad.
Example:
"Dude, that class was so bad...it was, like mencian." (It is as bad as Mind of Mencia)
"
Woah,
woah.
Hold up. It wasn't that bad."
"
You're right. NOTHING IS THAT BAD."
Mind of Mencia
by Dave Reggie on Mar 18, 2006 07:54:41
A
travesty of television. Everything that is wrong with comedy. Ethnic
simple minded garbage. Tries to be controversial, but the only controversy here is that the show is still on. Oh and the fact that the guy isn't even a mexican. The only reason this guy has a job is a misguided attempt by
Comedy Central to corner a hispanic market.
Example:
Look at the examples the guy who said that
Mind of Mencia was good. They are stupid, and were jokes on the internet and other places a long time before.
"I love
mind of mencia! Whether
Ned Holness...sorry
Carlos Mencia is talking about race or....race he finds a funny insight I could never think of!"
"Is that a shit stain on your pants?"