for the TV
Thought
VacuumPeople usually watch TV to escape from the real world or to pass the time. But after watching TV enough and doing little else to keep it busy, the brain will enter a
recessive state, usually leading to short term memory, minimal
attention span, etc.
/tv/
by Naxis on Oct 13, 2011 01:15:52
Example:
Anon: Who's your least favorite /tv/
tripfag?
Anon1:
Kaiji!
Anon2: Abatap
for the tv
by lotuspanda on Mar 16, 2008 06:13:49
TV
by FrankC on Mar 14, 2004 19:02:57
1. Unsupervised, it's cocaine for children. Want to make a criminal? Place child (A) in front of TV (B) for
10 years.
Nag occassionally. Wait for police.
2.One of many distractions that pulls the attention away from yourself so you don't see how miserable you are in reality. Highly addictive.
3.A
transvestite.
Tv
by Yo Mamma on Dec 05, 2003 05:28:52
TV
by Dannidoo on May 26, 2006 20:19:01
Example:
Symptoms of heavy TV users:
Glazed eyes
Detachment from reality
Social ineptitude
Delusions such as believing that ficitional characters and/or plot lines are real - this may lead to the addict seeking out the actors and actresses at conventions and addressing them by their fictional names
Religious worship of actors and actresses as gods (which may lead to low self-esteem)
Serious cases of TV addiction can lead to a decline in the
addict's general hygiene, and in many cases, substantial weight gain
TV
by amomonou...wait, how do u zpell itz? on Feb 27, 2005 08:16:29
A natural predator. It lures it's prey to itself, by flashing moving images and makes
the prey sit in front of it, until it will
starve to death. Once you
look at it, you are magnetized and cannot leave without the help of another Being.
tv
by Packies on Nov 02, 2006 10:30:01
The big
box that poisons the mind of any living organism that sits in front of it. Symptoms of TV poisoning are:
Massive drooling
Bloodshot eyes
Lazy tounges
Slurred
speach
Serial killing
The urge to buy any product advertised
Example:
Take this
scenario for example:
"Honey, time
for dinner"
"Budmom. Lost isgointobeonsprettysoons"
"Son, stop watching that
dumb tv"
"GotohellfoallsIcaremom"
TV
by tangentjif on Apr 21, 2017 10:00:35
Example:
Kevin: "What should we watch on TV today,
Tiffany?"
Tiffany: "
How about a
romance to celebrate our relationship?"
Kevin: "Sure!"
TV
by flatroze on Sep 27, 2010 05:52:23
Example:
I've got
110 channels on my
tv and there's nothing to watch.