misfire

the act of taking a female from behind at a rapid pace...so rapid that your penis makes a full exit and inadvertantly, unexpectedly, and uninvitedly enters her balloon knot.



misfire
What happens when you zone out and forget to do something or do something a different way, usually because of being high on marijuana . often due to falling into an automated pattern while doing something. ie. Driving to somewhere along the same route you drive to work everyday, but zoning out and just driving to work.

Example:
Murphy was so ripped after that chute session, that he misfired on the way home hardcore. We ended up at Dave's place.


misfire
When someone uses the sit down toilet and totally poops on the floor next to the toilet and the janitor or your mom has to clean it up.
Example:
Eric totally misfired while taking that dump.


Misfire
Deaky wrote a c u m s o n g
Example:
Don't you misfire to fill me up
With the desire to carry on
Don't you know honey that love's a game
It's always hit or miss, so take your aim
Gotta hold on tight,
Shoot me out of sight
Don't you misfire to fill me up
With the desire to carry on
Your gun is loaded and pointed my way
There's only one bullet so don't delay
Gotta time it right
Fire me through the night
Come on, take your shot
Fire me higher
Don't you miss this time
Please don't misfire


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