pepto bismol

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Pepto Bismol
A (normally fat) girl who wears too much pink, making her look like a bottle of pepto bismol.
Example:
"Eew! Is that girl wearing a pink track suit? She looks like pepto bismol!"


pepto-bismol
When your vomiting up blood and having explosive dihheria count on pepto bismol!!!
Example:
John: OH MY GOD MY BUTT IS ON FIRE!!!! *PUKES*
Pepto-bismol lady: *Shoves a cork up little johnny's butt and force feeds him pepto-bismol*

Today Johnny has frequent hemheroids and suffers from bulmirexa. John has acid reflux disorder. Yet John refuses to die, and the docter anal probed him.


Pepto Bismol
yeayuh Pepto Bismol!!!..u kno that medicine...the commercial comes on tv..and theres these like old ppl dancin ..goin "yeA Pepto Bismol!!"
Example:
I want my Pepto Bismol please

The power of the Pepto Bismol in the palm of my hand!


Pepto-Bismol
While your girlfriend is on her period you cum in her. The pink substance leaking out of her pussy is thick pink Pepto.
Example:
Last night my girl was on her period, after cumming in her she leaked Pepto-Bismol.


Pepto Bismol Suppository
Anal penetration with a penis so large that it causes the anus to bleed then giving an anal creampie. Then allowing the blood to mix with the cum in the ass so that it creates a pink fluid that drips out of the ass.
Example:
His cock was so big and I was horny I told him to give me Pepto Bismol Suppository.


Texas Pepto Bismol
The act of vaginal penetration with a woman suffering from heart burn on her period to the point of ejaculation. Once your semen has thoroughly mixed with her blood the woman hovers over a glass or bottle and pushes to excrete the bloody concoction. Then in an effort to soothe her heart burn, she delightfully drinks the mixture.
Example:
Ex. "Last night my sister was having a real hard time falling asleep cuz of her heart burn. In a last ditch effort to soothe her pain I gave her a Texas Pepto Bismol."


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