montague

town with 98% white population...usually a town that is good in football but thats it...nothing else..sometimes track but thats it....



montague
montague is a word you use when your getting ready to leave or ask if someone else or others want to leave. you can say it to one person or a group. its used the same way as mob. "lets mob on out of here"
Example:
"hey joe lets montague out of here, yeah?"

"hey are you guys ready to montague?"


Montague
the forgotten township in new jersey right off of exit one... literally. it's right on the border next to matamorris, PA and port jervis, NY but still manages to be in the middle of bumfucking nowhere.

Poplulation: 99% white, 1% jared (he may have moved)
Example:
dude 1:dude lets go to montague!
dude 2:where the fuck is that?!?!?


Montague
Intelligent and successful sums up Montague. A gentleman at heart and a great friend. Attracts ladies of sophisticated caliber. Can get into trouble and out of it at the same time. Funny, genuine and looks out for those Montague considers friends.
Example:
Awww Montague said Hi to me today! (blushes)


Montague
To be backed-over repeatedly by one's own family member or close friend in a larger than average automobile such as a truck or van, in an attempt to crush the pestilential form of life residing in the still breathing carcass unaware of its own inevitable demise
Example:
Holy Shit!! look at Garrett! His Dad totally just Montagued him at 30 mph!!!


Montague
A glib douchebag, or an arrogant twit. Someone who poorly employs a large vocabulary in order to bamboozle. Vanity, in combination with stupidity, prevents said 'montague' from realizing, most, if not all victims of their glib douchbaggery, see how transparent they are.
Example:
"Andrew is such a montague, he should be selling women's shoes".

"Dried up old crackwhores is all that montague can pull. And rightfully so."


Montague Tubesock
When someone fills a tubesock with dozens of live grasshoppers and then places it in a gay man's asshole.
Example:
Lyle- "Oh Steve you look awefully jumpy this morning"

Steve- "Ya, I did a Montague Tubesock last night, and I could still feel them inside me."

Lyle- "Fuck you Steve"


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