car washing
The practice of strategically positioning oneself near a future point in the trajectory of a moving individual and timing one's flatulence to
coincide with the individual's passing so that individual unknowingly passes through the nauseous gases causing dizziness, vomiting, rashes, temporary blindness, loss of appetite, disorientation, disgust, and general contempt. May also cause hilarity for the individual acting as
the car wash. The act is similar to a car passing through a
car wash but instead of getting clean, the victim usually just feels plain dirty.
car wash
by Accipiter on Mar 09, 2006 10:01:50
when a girl lathers up her hair with
shampoo,
wraps it around your cock, and
jacks you off with it until you bust in her hair
Car Wash
by LacrosseRob91 on Feb 15, 2009 01:43:41
Example:
Debbie totally
swished her long hair over my johnson last night till i came. Bitch looked like she was
my dick's car wash.
car wash
by jnmains on Jul 11, 2008 08:43:20
When a man is in the shower and puts
soap or
body wash on his wang and does
the helicopter so soap gets on everything and everyone else
car wash
by jimmy on Jul 28, 2004 20:47:11
Car Wash
by Larry the Fister on Feb 04, 2009 13:47:19
When recieving
a blow job the
blower inserts the whole penis and both balls into their mouth and is able to
lick the asshole all at the same time.
Example:
Last night Betty was giving me the deep throat and I jammed my balls into her
gaping mouth as well. While gagging for air she accidentally
tongued my asshole, she took my shit to the
car wash!
car wash
by Stuttering prick on Jun 16, 2012 09:41:03
When a person is shat upon by multiple people, that person must then crawl on
all fours as the people involved
pee on them until
squeaky clean.
The Car Wash
by Brett and Dave on Sep 07, 2007 11:24:22
The Car Wash involves two males and one female. The female gets on her knees and the males stand on the right and
left side of her, with their erect penises pointing at her cheeks. The female then begins giving both males a handjob simultaneously, using "
Turtle Wax" as a lubricant. She does this until both males reach climax, covering her cheeks in semen. Then, once both penises have reached a flaccid state, she spins them both in a helicopter like motion so that the penises slap her cheeks simulating the rotating cleaners in an
automatic car wash.
[car wash]
by Dudley Goodlove on Nov 14, 2008 12:35:58
The girl must be wearing glasses. Poop is first thrown on the ladies face to act as mud. The male then ejaculates on her on her glasses, simulating soapy bubbles. He must dangle and
swab his hairy scrotum across the glasses
to scrub. Next he proceeds to urinate on her face to
rinse off the mud and soap. And immediately turns around and blows a fart in her face to hot dry.
Car Wash
by Louis Coffin on Jul 30, 2007 10:12:02
Example:
After banging Lezli in the ass I had her
go down on me so I could
bang her in the pussy with less risk of her getting a
vaginal infection. Car Wash was coined by me in summer of 2002.