motorcycle's

A thrilling, energy-efficient mode of transportation that many people consider "too dangerous", mainly because these people drive a 3-ton SUV while texting.



the motorcycle
A technique for giving blowjobs in which the giver twists their hand on the receiver's shaft as if they were revving up a motorcycle (as opposed to the standard up and down motion) while sucking.
Example:
The blowjob was just OK until she started using the motorcycle. It didn't take long after that.


motorcycle
A vehicle composed of basically an engine, a tank, and a pair of wheels. Often have excellent power-to-weight ratio and heaven sent fuel-consumption.

Not necessarily a sportsbike (refered to as "crotch rocket" by those who can't get their momma to buy them one, or can't get any).

Comes in various forms, from a cruiser (terminator bike), dual-purpose bikes (badass bike, typically used by the villains in a movie, eg: KLR650) to naked bikes (father of the sportsbike, mother of all bikes, eg: Bandit 1200, Ducati Monster).

Unfortunately, sometimes it is operated by attention whores, monkeys, or people with small dick. These are the ones you see riding recklessly on the freeway, often wearing nothing more than a helmet, a t-shirt, and a pair of flip-flops.

Sometimes used as a benchmark for accelaration by ignorant petrolheads, such as that kid driving his mom's civic who thinks he's the shiet when passing one, or that whiny british car journalist.
Example:
Bob sees a motorcycle cruising at traffic speed on the highway.

Bob : Look, a motorcycle. I will overtake him to show l33t I am.

Bob overtakes the motorcycle, on the wrong lane, at twice the speed limit, with blinkers off.

Bob : he didn't have a chance. haha. Oh, my dick is 4 inch longer now. w00t.

Motorcyclist who was cruising at 1/8 throttle : Sigh. Poor kid. I guess american education is to blame....


the motorcycle
An incredibly easy dance! Just lean back and pretend you are revving up a motorcycle. Invented and popularized by rapper Yung Joc, who can be seen doing the motorcycle in his video, "It's Goin' Down".
Example:
"I saw Tom Cruise doing the motorcycle on BET. It was really sad!"


motorcycle
A two wheeled hearse. The ultimate chick magnet...bound to get you laid. You will be considered a true outlaw by your friends if you ride one. Just don't get hurt!
Example:
Motorcycles are dangerous deathmobiles...but I still own one. It gets me laid everyday...gives me huge amounts of respect...and I spank Honda Civics on the streets and highway like no other.


motorcycle
An attractive girl wearing her hair in pigtails, which you want to grab, use as handlebars, and ride her all night long
Example:
Gee, those pigtails on Sarah sure make me want to grab on and ride her like a motorcycle.


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