straightener

Liverpool word used by chavs (scallies - Tracksuit wearing pricks)meaning to give someone a heafty punch in the face



Straightener
A straightener in Liverpool is a fight between 2 people to settle their differences. - Not just a punch
Example:
Lad1: You 'angin round after school? Gilly is having a straightener with robbo!
Lad2: Yeah la deffo up for seein' that!


Straightener
A reference to cocaine, coke, blow, snow, reference from the HBO show Succession. Roy Kendall refers to cocaine as a “straightener” to accommodate as a short term sobering agent.
Example:
I’m so fucked up. I need a straightener.


The Straightening
The act of making a super hot lesbian straight by waving your dicks in their face
Example:
Guy 1: Hey man did you hear that Alyssa is lesbian?
Guy 2: Aww shit she’s about to get hit by The Straightening


Straightener
A term used by a middle aged, obese, melodramatic, sweaty, cowardly, bully who can’t walk more than 10 yards without needing a shit, a bag of crisps and a can of coke in order to catch his breath. The term is believed to originate in Yiewsley and is used by twats/chavs that still wear football shirts despite approaching 50 years old.
Example:
That honest, well respected gent that looks after my kids more than me has been mugging me off - I think he needs a straightener.


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