mullet

Pronounced "MUHL LET"A hairstyle in which the front is cut trim, but the back is long, left wild and often uncut. Even when the back is cut, it is still longer than the front. It is the sign of the redneck. Alternate names include:Ape Drape. Beaver Paddle. Bi - Level. Camero Cut. Buisness in the front, Party in the back. Canadian passport. Coupe Longveuil. El-camino. Hockey hair. Kentucky waterfall. Missouri comprimise. Mudflap. Neckwarmer. Ranchero. Shlonc (short + long). Achy-breaky-bad-mistakey. Soccer rocker. Squirrel pelt. Tennessee tophat. Yep-nope.Mmmmmmmmmmmm...Mullet



mullet
A hairstyle: the front is cut trim, but the back is left long and wild.

Can only be pulled off by people with the confidence to be anachronistic. It keeps the hair out of your eyes, but you can still head-bang and enjoy the freedom of long hair.

It's fucking awesome. I don't even care if you fags (see: sp) don't like it, or if you ignorantly associate it with "rednecks," because I'm gonna wear my hair the way I want to.
Example:
Mr. Turner from Boy Meets World had a mullet. He was a cool guy.


mullet
A hairdo, usually associated with rednecks/trailer park trash, in which the top and front part of the hairdo is short while the back part is long. Commonly stated as "Business in the Front; Party in the Back." as seen in the movie: Joe Dirt
Example:
Hey Joe, would you look at the mullet on that woman.


mullet
Any haircut which is significantly longer in the back than the front or sides. Also see mulletude and butt rock
Example:
An example of a true mullet would be a 30-something white man with a huge mullet. Enjoys incest, spousal and child abuse, Child porn, professional wrestling, NASCAR, doggy-style intercourse, 80's hair metal, old muscle cars, and Colt 45


mullet
Haircut traditionally associated with American whitetrash, wrestlers, middle of the road american cockrock bands, and in general the eras of the late 70's through to the 80's.

However the mullet is currently making a resurgence in metrosexual males from the Welsh valleys.
Often associated with scarily clone-like steroid using, fake tan covered, pink t-shirt wearing posers who love themselves and spend far more time in the gym and hairdressers than any straight male ever should.
Affectionately known locally as "Spice Boys" - known more generally as "twats"
Apparently they are unaware that the mullet has not been considered cool (outside of Arkansas that is) for over 20 years
Example:
"check out the mullets on those spice boys over there - its like they're in fucking uniform man!"

"spice boys? - is that what you call them round here? - back home we just call them Twats and be done with it"


mullet
Any haircut that is short in the front, long in the back, and identified with certain regional and socio-economic norms. Usually worn by males, though not exclusively. In the USA, it is usually associated with lower education and/or income males, and often considered a sign of white trash, trailer trash or redneck status. However, in Canada, the mullet is simply known as the hockey haircut, and is a practical choice for those who play Canada's national sport because it allows the player to wear a helmet and keep his long hair.
Example:
"Whoa, check out that sweet mullet on buddy!"
"No kiddin', eh!"


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