napalmed Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

napalmed

pump a couple of squirts of hand sanitizer into your hand, light it with a lighter and then slap someone with your hand that is on fire with hand sanitizer gel.

napalmed

by Flex on Jan 03, 2004 16:59:40

To lose to a player on the cruddiest, lamest, buggiest computer running Unreal Tournament.

Example:
Omg, I just got napalmed :(

napalm

by Col. Kurtz on Jun 13, 2009 01:51:57

1.Smells good in the mornin

2.Also believed to hold the true smell of victory
(cant believe no-one did this yet....)

Example:
"You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like … victory."-Apocalypse Now

Napalm

by Dancing with Fire on Jun 24, 2011 21:41:54

Jelly-like gasoline enclosed in bombs dropped by an airplane. It sticks to whatever it lands on and burns for a long time.

Example:
A reported three quarters of all napalm victims in Vietnam were burned through to the muscle and bone (fifth degree burns). The pain caused by the burning is so traumatic that it often causes death.

Napalm

by QuantumToaster on Jul 21, 2015 06:47:47

1. A flammable jelly that sticks to materials. Used in flamethrowers and bombs during World War 2 and the Vietnam War. It was outlawed in 1980.

2. Sticky food that is burning hot (i.e cheese or poptart filling) that gets stuck in your mouth and burns the shit outta your mouth.

3. Diarrhea caused by eating various Mexican and spicy foods.

Example:
1. Dear god, the videos of napalm strikes are horrifying. I couldn't sleep for days.

2. OH MY GOD YOU MONSTER, WHY DID YOU NOT COOL THIS PIE BEFORE YOU SERVED IT?

3. I was on the shitter for an hour and a half straight napalming the toilet after that chili contest at work.

napalm

by N.K. on Mar 24, 2006 15:52:53

The act of taking off ones own clothing and dousing the body in syrup, followed by a surprise leap onto an unsuspecting individual.

Example:
I napalmed Steve last night while he was sleeping.

napalm

by Penguin4x4 on Feb 04, 2004 06:44:31

Also know as salt of naphthenic acid, it is an aluminum soap of various fatty acids that when mixed with gasoline makes a firm jelly used in some bombs and in flamethrowers. Can be made from 4 parts shredded Styrofoam to 1 part gasoline.

Example:
Napalm was used extensively during the Vietnam War.

The Napalm

by N3wt on Apr 22, 2011 13:22:57

The act of farting in ones face after taking a royal Bowel Movement and not wiping afterwards. The victim must be asleep and the "Napalmer" must have his or her pants down resulting in Feces hitting the victims face.

Example:
Hey! I'm totally gonna napalm Jim's face tonight at the party.

Girl: I really like your freckles! They're cute!
Boy: Oh those aren't freckles, my friends napalmed me last night.

Hey bro you coming tonight? We're thinking about giving your Mom The Napalm

Napalm

by That Kid on Sep 17, 2005 11:03:10

Napalm is used to burn people, houses, cars, or anything else that can be burnt. It can be
produced in a wide variety of ways and by using pages of different ingredients.

Example:
Grant: I wish I could burn this person, house or car..
James: Use some FUCKING NAPALM!
Grant: OK!

napalm

by who dat on Jan 17, 2005 04:47:20

quick easy generic form is gasoline and strofoam. let sit for 3 days and stir real good until a paste is formed. next add liquid dishwashing soap. lol

Example:
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