environmentalist

An intelligent human being who believes that human interests are not always in the best interests of human beings themselves (in the long run, of course) or other species. Although there are some impressionable airheaded environmentalists, the majority are scientifically informed and dedicated to their cause. Many things that environmentalists have worked for have also benefitted mankind, such as restrictions on pollution, which can cause deformities at birth.



environmentalist
A person who lives in a nice timber and stone house filled with wooden furniture, who advocates a total ban on cutting trees and mining. This person is inevitably a city-dweller, but acts as if he knows what is best for people in rural environments, especially those dependent on timber cutting or mining. This makes an environmentalist as popular as a turd in the punch bowl in rural places. An environmentalist uses liberal judges sitting in courts of law, rather than the legislative process, to shove his plans down everyone else's throat.

Recently, some environmentalists have recognized that they do not appeal to rank and file citizens of the USA. This is good news.

Compare an environmentalist with a conservationist, a person who wants to protect natural resources without trampling on everyone else's property rights. Typical conservationists are hunters, fishermen, campers, and hikers.
Example:
Environmentalists recommend turning grizzly bears loose in populated areas of Colorado. They do not advocate turning grizzly bears loose in populated areas of Massachusetts. "Not in MY back yard, they say."


environmentalist
Someone who says we should stop watching so much TV and get out into the wilds, and talks of wind farms as the next big thing in Green, Earth-friendly energy generation, until those techie eggheads actually build wind farms, at which point the environmentalist starts talking about how all those whirling blades pose a threat to bird life and interfere with the energies in a little old lady's television. They used to do everyone a favour trying to save whales and reminding the public of the evils of pollution and tropical deforestation. Now they prefer to chow down on maize that has been so mutated it needs human farmers to help it reproduce, and milk from cows with huge swaying udders who wouldn't last a tap on the savannahs of Africa, often themselves dressed in wool stolen from similarly unnatural sheep, while getting everyone riled up about the alleged satanic evil of genetic engineering. Gimme the old days when Greenpeace were risking their lives before the harpoons of Russian and Japanese whalers, rather than risking the sanity of Western civilisation.
Example:
Let's do the environmentalist two-step, honey.


environmentalist
Tree hugger who opposes the advancement of civilization, industry and business.
Example:
Environmentalists have prevented this country from producing oil in quantity to meet our needs. Thank an environmentalist for the price you pay at the pump for gasoline.


environmentalist
Someone who would rather NOT have everyone on earth get cancer from UV rays, boil to death from global warming, or die from toxic gas left by nukes. This is hard for them to do because people don't seem to care about them.
Example:
We showed those environmentalists! Forget the environment! Let it die! Who needs-*Boils to death*


environmentalist
A person against progress in the first world. Environmentalists generally are jealous people who couldn't care less about the planet, but just want to take down large businesses. These people like rioting, protesting, and all round anarchy. This is because they have nothing better to do with there lives.
Example:
Tom: I'm going to protest with greenpeace for the protection of the invisible 1mm fish off the coast of china
Dick: Yeah, can't wait to bring Microsoft down; I am an environmentalist who hates any form of progress!


environmentalist
Stupid liberals who have nothing better to do than panic about the Earth and waste money "saving the planet." They call anyone against their cause hypocrites and they makes up problems that don't even exist, like global warming. They enjoy worrying about thing like carbon dioxide, and they try to stop it at all costs, even if it means slowing down the economy and spending billions of dollars. They are usually mentally unstable, and are either corrupt politicians and scientists, or celebrities.
Example:
Al Gore is a fucking environmentalist. He wants to gain power once again after losing the election in 2000. Global warming doesn't even exist, and he says we should waste our time fixing it.


environmentalist
A person who creates fictitious animals and plants and gets them put on the endangered species list. Then she works to stop all development of private property by claiming the endangered species lives nearby.
The environmentalist does this to cost taxpayers millions of dollars defending lawsuits, in hopes that the taxpayers will eventually become environmentalists too.

The environmentalist typically lives in a fine house made of wood, furnished with beautiful wooden furniture. Then the environmentalist fights to prevent others from building such houses in his neighborhood, and fights to ban all tree cutting.

The goals of the environmentalist may be noble and good. But their methods are reprehensible and mean-spirited.

Environmentalists revile hunters, fishermen, and four-wheel drivers, all of whom want to preserve the environment for public use.
Example:
In Colorado, environmentalists made up the "Preble's Jumping Mouse" and forced taxpayers to waste tens of millions of dollars defending lawsuits in courts. In early 2005, they finally confessed that there is no such creature as a Preble's Jumping Mouse. But now they argue that, since such a mouse COULD exist, we should not build in the habitat they COULD live in. This will force taxpayers to spend yet more millions in court.


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