nursery rhyme

A Hunger games Style challenge in real life where (parents) test their (children) against others parents children to see which child has the best musical (talent), (memory), (patience) and other (bullshit).



nursery rhymes
The slightly rediculous rhymes your mother told you when you were little. They usually contain babies crashing to the ground in cradles, and riding riding six white horses around moutains.
Example:
Boy: Mom, did you tell me nursery rhymes when I was litte?

Mother: Yes, you loved the one about some guy burning his package on a candle stick.


Nursery rhymes
Written by the greatest psychos in history, whom are praised to be the greates authors in history, Nursery rhymes will do one of the following to your kid.

A. Turn your kid into a psycho
B. Tramatize your kid for life

Sometimes I wonder what the difference is between Nursery rhymes, and a rated R movie.
Example:
Nursery rhymes have a dark history, like the baby that fell out of the tree, or the reference to the black death, very child friendly (Sarcasm)


nursery rhyme rapper
a rapper who thinks rhyming in every single verse is what constitutes a good rapper. although rhymes are in almost every rap verse, some people think rhyming is all it takes to be a rapper, when it's so much more than that.
Example:
Yung No Barz: "My homie said my bitch was riding the pimp,

So I whipped her and gave her a limp,

The hoe had the audacity to cheat to ride a piece of shrimp

In the end she looked like a fucking wimp"

Delusional Fan 1: BARSSSS
Delusional Fan 2: LET HIM COOKKKKKKK
Person with common sense: That's a nursery rhyme rapper yo, he can't even rap to save his life.
Delusional Fans: Oh you don't know real rap! You new school rap fans think rapping about your pussy and getting backshots and carrying a glock is real rap!!!


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