hence
adv. For this reason; therefore: handmade and hence expensive. From this source: They grew up in the Sudan; hence their interest in Nubian art. From this time; from now: A year hence it will be forgotten. From this place; away from here: Get you hence! From this life.Hence
1. A newly-discovered dark spirit, with a cone-shaped head and no feet. Extremely dangerous; do not summon.
Hence why
When an individual attempts to sound smart by using two synonyms after each other.
'Hence why' does not equate to 'that's why'.
'Hence why' does not equate to 'that's why'.
Example:
Hence Why ≠ That's Why
"... global warming is becoming an increasingly accepted theory; hence why we are seeing a rise in environmental groups... " - said by relatively intelligent people who have a loose grasp of grammar.
"I spent all day in the sun; hence why I've got a tan" - intellectually challenged, yet attempting to prove their IQ fits within the norm.
Hence Why ≠ That's Why
"... global warming is becoming an increasingly accepted theory; hence why we are seeing a rise in environmental groups... " - said by relatively intelligent people who have a loose grasp of grammar.
"I spent all day in the sun; hence why I've got a tan" - intellectually challenged, yet attempting to prove their IQ fits within the norm.
Hence the Sandwich
A phrase meaning "So there you go.", "That's why this situation is the way it is.", "That's why this is there.", "That's why I did that.",etc.
Originally started at a High school in Arizona.
(Joe pulls out a sandwich)
Unknown Person "Joe, you're eating lunch?"
Ramesh: "Yeah, Hence the sandwich!"
Originally started at a High school in Arizona.
(Joe pulls out a sandwich)
Unknown Person "Joe, you're eating lunch?"
Ramesh: "Yeah, Hence the sandwich!"
Example:
Person One: (Looks at person two's cast on arm) You broke your arm?
Person Two: Yeah, hence the sandwich.
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(Person One throws their wedding ring at person two)
Person Two: We're getting a divorce??
Person One: Yeah, hence the sandwich.
Person One: (Looks at person two's cast on arm) You broke your arm?
Person Two: Yeah, hence the sandwich.
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(Person One throws their wedding ring at person two)
Person Two: We're getting a divorce??
Person One: Yeah, hence the sandwich.
Ke$hence
The supernatural ability to know when a Ke$ha song/music video will be on the radio or tv.It is only bestowed upon the greatest.
Example:
Joe:"How did Angela get that job in accounting?"
Earl:"She must have impressed the boss with her Ke$hence..."
Joe:"How did Angela get that job in accounting?"
Earl:"She must have impressed the boss with her Ke$hence..."
Hence the Pyramids
Example:
"I will now show you the camel. This particular animal eats mud, shits bricks, and has a triangular arse-hole. Hence the pyramids."
"I will now show you the camel. This particular animal eats mud, shits bricks, and has a triangular arse-hole. Hence the pyramids."
Hence the pyramids
Example:
There is a donkey in Africa. He eats mud, shits bricks, and has a triangular ass-hole, hence the pyramids.
There is a donkey in Africa. He eats mud, shits bricks, and has a triangular ass-hole, hence the pyramids.
hence my ass
Example:
person one: Hey Lisa I just went shopping, hence the cool shoes!
person two: John, I'm not in the mood for you today, hence my ass!
person one: Hey Lisa I just went shopping, hence the cool shoes!
person two: John, I'm not in the mood for you today, hence my ass!
Toe my hence!
A proclamation of shock where one must call upon a power higher than him or herself for help in order to remain calm. Same meaning as the following: 1) Oh my God! 2) Good Lord! 3) Jesus Christ! 4) Dear Lord and Savior! 5) Holy Christ above! 6) Barbra Streisand in Yentl! 7) Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! 8) Mother of Holy God! 9) Christ Almighty! 10) Jesus Christ and the Argonauts!
Example:
Toe my hence! I thought Kate Hudson's career was over but she is actually really amazing in season 4 of 'Glee'.
Toe my hence! I thought Kate Hudson's career was over but she is actually really amazing in season 4 of 'Glee'.