one-eyeing Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

one-eyeing

When someone is so drunk they shut one eye, leaving the other eye to focus in on what theyre doing.

One-Eyeing

by KevJo on Oct 13, 2009 13:42:47

A condition usually bought on by three circumstances, lack of sleep, intoxication, or intense boredom, or a combination of these variables, where a person is forced to attempt to remain focused by using only one eye, while the other eye rests and refuses to operate. The one eye is often used to focus visually on things, i.e. mobile phone after too many drinks, but in most cases, i.e. in the workplace, the eye takes in very little information. The condition can commonly be seen in intensely meaningless and boring work meetings, and when highly intoxicated people must concentrate when they are placed on a long bus journey or in a cinema, after a big, tiresome night after a few hours of getting their drank on.

Example:
Work conversation via email:

Kev - Bro, I'm so tired at work, it's insane. I cannot focus!

Just - Yeah man, I feel you! I'm so messed up from last night, I'm totally one-eyeing right now!

Kev - Lol! Me too brother! I'm totally one-eyeing my screen and taking nothing in!

Baby Milo - Sh*t is craaaaazy!

one eye

by Sam Jones on Jul 08, 2003 04:42:15

another word for penis

Example:
Hey, suck a one eye!

One Eye

by r1v3t on Oct 13, 2009 17:17:15

The technique of closing one eye to be able to see straight usually attributed to double vision due to over consumption of alcohol

Example:
Jack: Dude, I had to pull a one eye to read this text message. see also: pirate

one eye

by Anonymous on Apr 09, 2005 07:30:02

Another word for a dick head

Example:
Shut up you one eye!!!

One Eye High

by maxxxxxxx111 on Feb 06, 2009 06:34:51

When you get so high its hard to keep both eyes open so you close one and keep one open

Example:
Max is going to keep smoking pot till he reaches the level of the one eye high

stiff one-eye

by startrek3000 on May 25, 2010 02:32:34

A penile erection. Also see hard-on, stiffy, chubby

Example:
"I'm afraid he might pull the stiff one-eye on me."

-- Jack Nicholson about Greg Kinnear in "As Good as it Gets"

one eye on netflix

by Greenbeener on Nov 21, 2015 12:04:01

When you are receiving a pity bj from your long-term significant other. Usually while their attention is divided between you and another task.

Similar to Netflix and chill.

Example:
Beers bro?
Nah man, my girl's got one eye on Netflix.

One Eye Bass

by Alan Chan on Aug 10, 2006 22:16:22

When having doggy-styled sex, you replace your penis with a beer bottle (or perform anything totally unexpected and/or vile), thus prompting her to give you an incredulous look from one side of her face.
Since her back is facing you, she couldn't spin her head completely around to give you that look (unless she's Megan from The Exorcist), thus resorting to face you with one side of her face, looking like a fish laid flat on one side.

When used in the context of man on man action, it can be re-worded to One Eye Lance Bass. A dedication to the out-of-closet NSync member.

Example:
While doing it doggy style with my girlfriend, I ejaculated into her without prior consent. She gives me the one eye bass, and proceeds to kick me in the nuts.

old one eye

by Tornado69 on Apr 30, 2006 12:18:48

Male genitalia, specifically the "poker", or penis.

Example:
Old one eye snuck a look at her roast beef.

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