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ejaculated

To shoot cum out of the cock through pleasurable spasms known as an orgasm.

Ejaculate

by SlopNChop on May 09, 2019 02:05:56

When cum squirts out of the tip of a guy's penis

Example:
Chad : WOW You Are So Pretty!
Maggie : OH MY GOD GET OUT OF MY DRESSING ROOM!
Chad : O WOW Silk panties (sniff) Ahhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE ON MY PANTIES!
Chad : O WOW A Silky Bra (sniff) Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE IN MY BRA!
Chad : O WOW Your Hair is so soft (sniff) Ahhhhhhhh!

Maggie : YOU BASTARD YOU EJACULATED ON MY LEG IM CALLING THE COPS!
Cops : Ok PERVE your coming with us your under arrest for Public Ejaculation!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE ON THE COP!
Cop : O you will serve hard time for that (WACK) (WACK) (WACK)
Chad : Uhh! Uhh! Jesus Christ!
Maggie : Wow I never seen a guy Ejaculate so much!
Steve : Hey Pretty Girl! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD! HELP! HELP!
Cop : Come along PERVE and join your boyfriend!
Steve : Ohhh! can we share a cell so we can Ejaculate on each other?
Cop : (WACK) (WACK (WACK)
Steve : Uhh! Uhh! Jesus Christ!
Cop : Sorry for the mess mam! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Maggie : Thanks Hot Cop Man Wow did you just Ejaculate in your pant's?
Cop : Uhh Yeah your kinda naked!
Maggie : Well why don't you close the door and Ejaculate inside me then!? (wink)
Cop : Well im sure there is still some Ejaculation left in the tank! (wink)

Ejaculation

by Lummer Hummer on Dec 31, 2011 13:26:22

The one time a male says the words "I love you" and really means it.

Example:
While depositing an ejaculation into your partner the male screams with authority... "I love you!"

Ejaculating

by Sex doll 69 on Feb 27, 2018 17:36:55

To ejaculate is to cum. For spunk to come out of a males penis!

Example:
“I am close to ejaculating on you”

Ejaculating

by XxxFurryLordxxX on Mar 12, 2017 13:09:32

when your father uses his male genitalia to eject a burst of semen or commonly dubbed "daddy's cummies" into your mother's female reproductive organ which then enters her seed, slowly (9 months to be exact) the seed or egg is fertilized until it can house a small human being fetus which will develop over time and eventually become ready for extraction by a man/woman clothed in germ protective gear with a degree given for his/her medical knowledge and years of practice through a vaginal or stomach birth.

This phenomenon is commonly dubbed the "Daddy trap", the "Daddy trap" will usually solicit a verbal outburst forme the "Daddy" consisting of a common phrase "LISTEN HOE (hoe being a term used as a belittling word towards female humans) THAT AINT MY BABY" repeated several times to show that the male or "baby-daddy"(The term baby-daddy refers to an individual who is accused of being responsible for the development and birth of said child) in the situation will not accept his assumed kin into his life. The father will follow the guidelines provided by his own father, abandoning the "Hoe" and child for at a minimum of fifteen years.

Example:
DAMN I wouldn't be stuck with this fucking kid if I pulled out before ejaculating in that tight puss.

Ejaculate

by Stuart Fletcher on Jan 19, 2005 06:56:59

1) To eject swiftly.
2) To utter suddenly.
3) To blow a full-on shed-full of baby-batter out of your jap's eye.

Example:
1) The pilot ejaculated from the aircraft just before the point of collision.
2) "Oh!" Thomas ejaculated, "That came as a surprise."
3) I have just ejaculated into your mother's vaginal crevice.

ejaculating

by TheShivers on Feb 20, 2003 01:54:19

The height of orgasm which produces a delicious bleachy liquid...

Example:
He was ejaculating all over my face... AND I LOVED IT!

Ejaculate

by Protean49 on Nov 12, 2005 03:32:03

Used as a verb in a sexual context: To expel a thick, white, gooey fluid called semen from the hole at the tip of a man's penis. To cum, to spooge, to bust a nut, etc. When used as a noun, ejaculate can also refer to said thick, white, gooey fluid. The aftermath of an ejaculation is sometimes referred to as an Explosion at the Yogurt Factory.

Example:
After she had made Peter ejaculate, Jenna's face looked like she had been in an explosion at the yogurt factory.

Ejaculated

by PleaseGodNoNotTheVoicesAgain on Apr 01, 2017 21:34:32

To say something quickly, and suddenly. The lesser known definition of Ejulated.

Example:
"I'm gonna cum!" he Ejaculated.

Ejaculate

by SwaggyGUpInDisHouse on Jun 25, 2015 05:07:33

1. When you're so aroused that you squirt out semen.
2. The act that separates boys from men.

Example:
"Oh man, I just ejaculated on my gf's pussy"

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