paddling
That marvelous activity in which a Woman uses a broad, flat
bladed instrument, a
paddle (such as for paddle ball, or any similar instrument) to strike the bare behind of a man repeatedly and with much force.She will make his arse turn crimson, maybe bruised, and often the
discoloration will last several days to a couple of weeks during which time it may turn several colors.Very humiliating for the man, yet curiously desirable. Enables a Woman to take continually more control over the man.
paddling
by mlhiss on Apr 02, 2008 22:41:18
Example:
Larry: Hey Anne, do you want to go paddling with me?
Anne: Where are you thinking of going?
Larry: The Ichetucknee River it is a
clear spring river run that goes into
the Santa Fe River, I think you'll love it?
Anne: Sure!
paddling
by 9ma on Dec 04, 2007 20:29:06
A special term used for the act of drinking loads of fruit flavoured alcoholic refreshments and clubbing afterwards to songs of contemporary pop-artist.
Note! This term is currently only applied to middle-eastern
refugees living in
northern Europe, but is expected to grow in
the European culture in the same way as kebab and poor driving skills.
Paddle it
by C bukowski on Sep 24, 2007 12:46:19
Paddles
by flooooo on May 26, 2009 01:46:11
A place in the dark depths of Pembroke, Pembrokeshire where you can catch crabs and gonorrhea from just breathing. A nightclub in which you have to be 18 to enter, however paddling 14 year olds are subsequently let in for 'looking' 18 because the bouncers are
ill-educated twats who need their glasses fixed. Once inside a rare sight will be seen, the inhabitants of Pembroke and
Pembroke Dock (sometimes even
Haverfordwest) all 'getting low' to Flo Rida in one big clan. It is the one place where married 40 year olds can go and pull a naive 14 year old and be no consequences.
Example:
girl1: I'm 14, and i go to
paddles!
girl2: Me to, cause i'm from
Monkton!
girl3: Same, i got there to get totally taken advantage of by some 40 year old man while i'm drunk after my 2
WKD's!
guy1: you paddling it this weekend?
guy2: no, i actually like the way my healthy dick looks!
paddle
by Anonymous on Sep 08, 2003 08:00:45
paddled
by Adam Dixon on Jul 14, 2006 17:21:18
to be
striked in the ass with a cricket
paddle.
this mostly happens to boys entering grade 10
and most receive
3 strikes on there bottom.
Example:
Jim:
Hey Bob did you see what happened to Bill?
Bob:O
yes I did he got paddled like
the bitch he is.
Paddles
by Paddles01 on Sep 16, 2008 15:26:24
A greek
mythological figure, the most beautiful man ever to grace this Earth, legend
has it he is
19 inches
Example:
Zeus: Trust me, I'm like
12 inches
Aphrodite:
Pfff, you
oughta see Paddles, He's a real man
Modern day: 'That guy's a Paddles!'
paddle
by wakamusha on Mar 21, 2007 06:28:30
paddle
by Swat23 on Jan 04, 2006 04:10:00