paranoid
For someone to be in the constant state of Paranoia. Paranoia is the thought processm, which is heavily influenced by anxiety and/or fear, often to the point of irrationality and delusion. Paranoid thinking typically includes persecutory beliefs concerning a perceived threat towards ones own self. Greek translation of paranoia simply means madness (para = outside;
nous = mind). Historically, this characterization was used to describe any extreme delusional state.Someone who is crazy and thinks everyone is always
out to get them, take them down, or cause them to fail at everything and anything they
undertake.Paranoid: Song by the Jonas Brothers from the album: Lines, Vines and
Trying Times
paranoid
by Todd95i on Nov 12, 2012 23:50:26
Believing unreasonably that you cannot trust other people,
or that they are trying to harm you or have a bad opinion of you. also it could be a
mental illness.
paranoid
by wittyname on Jan 17, 2010 08:19:47
Example:
*
Door Bell Ring*
Paranoid Person: Oh shit. I can hear the cops outside. *flushes eighth of weed down the toilet* *opens door*
Girl Scout: You wanna buy some
Girl Scout cookies?
Paranoid Person: FML
paranoid
by 111111111111111111111111111 on Apr 16, 2010 06:55:32
Example:
A1: "I feel paranoid"
A2: "Yes. Yes
you do."
paranoid
by Fluid on Mar 08, 2004 06:10:19
An
illogical fear or
suspicion of people, companies or organizations being consciously against you, and the
belief that they are constantly trying to "get" you.
paranoid
by ohh dang, lets bang! on Apr 14, 2008 12:10:25
When you feel like you have millions of
stalkers, when you think the whole world is talking about you , and you think everyone hates you. Often causes girls to take hours on hair and make up just to end up
washing it all off and doing something way more simple just because she thinks people will think negative about her. People who are paranoid often look over theyre shoulders
expecting to find someone or something behind them, waiting to attack, when nothing is there.
Example:
I was so paranoid last night i thought
gnomes came in and stole my toilet paper. so i hid underneathe a blanket on my couch with a candle and a bag of
cheetohs, in the
fetal posistion.
paranoid
by seeker6079 on Oct 27, 2005 00:13:40
Descriptive Noun. Fourth part of a four-part sequence which explains all types of individuals.
An OPTIMIST is a person who doesn't have all the facts.
A
PESSIMIST is an optimist who does have all the facts.
A
CYNIC is a
pessimist who has seen the facts in action.
A PARANOID is a
cynic who has FINALLY realized that the facts are after him.
Example:
Petra the Paranoid is worried that her boyfriend, Peter the
Priapic, is going to cheat on her. Oh, she's just crazy and irrational. The only other people who believe her nutty fear are
the Nancy Nurse and Debbie Doctor, who have just finished the report which confirms that Petra has an STD.
paranoid
by Psycho Bob on Sep 08, 2003 12:20:53
1)Someone who believes they are being
hunted, esp. by everyone.
2)A
Black Sabbath album that
kicks major ass.
3)A song on said Black Sabbath ablum that kicks major ass.
Example:
1)You're always paranoid when you're
on acid.
2)I'm gonna listen to 'Paranoid'.
3)You always
headbang during 'Paranoid' when you're on
pot.
paranoid
by Risky on Jul 20, 2003 07:21:15
paranoid
by Random on Nov 26, 2003 21:50:47
Example:
Hmmm those people are protesting against
George Dubya, quick blow them up they might be making weapons of mass distructing from a
polystyrene cup some
aluminium foil and a AA battery!!!
You must excuse my friend he's just a little paranoid.