ponzi
A type of investment scam.A ponzi scheme is a fraudulent investment operation that involves paying returns to investors out of the money raised from new investors.The scheme is named after Charles Ponzi, an Italian immigrant to the United States in the 1920s.ponzi
Being forced to pay more than you want for something. Anything related to paying a tax, fine, fee or any similar and unjust charge. Having to pay for something that you think you are entitled to. To describe anything else you want to use it for.
Example:
I just got jacked with these new fees set by RCN. These fees are nothing more than a ponzi.
Chicago city tax is such a ponzi.
I just got jacked with these new fees set by RCN. These fees are nothing more than a ponzi.
Chicago city tax is such a ponzi.
ponzi
The fastest, most effective way to make money on the internet.
you must run your own ponzi for it to be effective.
you must run your own ponzi for it to be effective.
Example:
1) ssshhhhh dont tell anyone - but I made $2000 over the weekend by running my own ponzi - then pulled the plug!
2) Fuck rip off ponzi mutha fuckas!!! give my my money back or I'll call the FBI!!!
1) ssshhhhh dont tell anyone - but I made $2000 over the weekend by running my own ponzi - then pulled the plug!
2) Fuck rip off ponzi mutha fuckas!!! give my my money back or I'll call the FBI!!!
Ponzie
A Ponzie is the central architect of any Ponzi scheme, either historically or one in the present moment.
A Ponzie is similar in some respects to Fonzie (aka the Fonz) from the show "Happy Days" apart from the fact that he isn't called Fonzie, isn't in the show "Happy Days" and is, instead, running a fraudulent system of fictional finance.
A Ponzie is similar in some respects to Fonzie (aka the Fonz) from the show "Happy Days" apart from the fact that he isn't called Fonzie, isn't in the show "Happy Days" and is, instead, running a fraudulent system of fictional finance.
Ponzy
Someone who is generally weak, and ill tempered. Often tries to be cool to win over acceptance of peers.
Example:
Person 1:Wow have you met that kid over there yet?
Person 2: Yeah, he's been acting like a total ponzy all night!
Person 1:Wow have you met that kid over there yet?
Person 2: Yeah, he's been acting like a total ponzy all night!
Ponzi
A brazilian fucking monkey that thinks assaulting gay people and spamming "cope" after being annoying as shit is peak humor
ponzi scheme
see social security.
A scam involving paying off money to old investors with new investors' money. Eventally the last group of people paying into the scam never get their money back.
A scam involving paying off money to old investors with new investors' money. Eventally the last group of people paying into the scam never get their money back.
Example:
Bill: Hey Will, what's this line on my paycheck that says "Social security"?
Will: It's the government's ponzi scheme. You'll never see that money again.
Bill: Hey Will, what's this line on my paycheck that says "Social security"?
Will: It's the government's ponzi scheme. You'll never see that money again.
Ponzi Gangbang
An orgy hosted by a couple of enterprising young men. These men provide at least 1 woman and promise a huge orgy to everyone who can bring along a woman. The first guys who host the gang bang, have little investment, since they can make the guys who come later provide all but one of the women, and pay for the hotel room. As long as there is a good pool of fresh women, all of the late comers will not notice they are being fucked.
Example:
Last Friday Dave and I, hosted a 14 hour Ponzi Gangbang. I had to leave after I had been with my 9th woman of the night, but it was cool since we got them to pay for the hotel room.
Last Friday Dave and I, hosted a 14 hour Ponzi Gangbang. I had to leave after I had been with my 9th woman of the night, but it was cool since we got them to pay for the hotel room.
ponzi scheme
1) A phrase used by idiots for any type of scam.
2) A specific type of scam. The operator (often from nigeria) of the scam promises "investors" that their money will be doubled in a certain number of days. The operator depends on the money provided by later investors to pay off his obligations to the earlier investors. This turns out splendidly for the early investors (assuming that it takes off), but later investors get the short end of the stick, as no more people are enrolling. At this point, the operator usually takes the money he has left and runs. This generally sucks for the later investors. Not that I care, because you have to be a total dumbass to enroll in a ponzi scheme anyhow.
2) A specific type of scam. The operator (often from nigeria) of the scam promises "investors" that their money will be doubled in a certain number of days. The operator depends on the money provided by later investors to pay off his obligations to the earlier investors. This turns out splendidly for the early investors (assuming that it takes off), but later investors get the short end of the stick, as no more people are enrolling. At this point, the operator usually takes the money he has left and runs. This generally sucks for the later investors. Not that I care, because you have to be a total dumbass to enroll in a ponzi scheme anyhow.
Example:
1) Bill: these people are trying to make me think I can get a free iPod for answering a survey. Looks like a ponzi scheme to me.
Me: Bill, you dumbass. That's not a ponzi scheme.
2) Just great. I just got another one of those get-rich-quick spams. I'm amazed that anyone buys into ponzi schemes.
1) Bill: these people are trying to make me think I can get a free iPod for answering a survey. Looks like a ponzi scheme to me.
Me: Bill, you dumbass. That's not a ponzi scheme.
2) Just great. I just got another one of those get-rich-quick spams. I'm amazed that anyone buys into ponzi schemes.