Ponzi Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Ponzi

A brazilian fucking monkey that thinks assaulting gay people and spamming "cope" after being annoying as shit is peak humor

ponzi

by Alfredo Alberto on Sep 20, 2004 01:12:46

A type of investment scam.

A ponzi scheme is a fraudulent investment operation that involves paying returns to investors out of the money raised from new investors.

The scheme is named after Charles Ponzi, an Italian immigrant to the United States in the 1920s.

Example:
I got taken by a HYIP ponzi scam last week. They promised 20% a month but ran away with my money!

Ponzie

by Tulipia Manica on Jun 23, 2011 19:38:19

A Ponzie is the central architect of any Ponzi scheme, either historically or one in the present moment.

A Ponzie is similar in some respects to Fonzie (aka the Fonz) from the show "Happy Days" apart from the fact that he isn't called Fonzie, isn't in the show "Happy Days" and is, instead, running a fraudulent system of fictional finance.

Example:
That Ponzie just madoff with all the money.

ponzi

by FatdogTavern on Dec 12, 2015 09:57:00

A person who can talk anyone into doing anything.

Example:
When I was born, my grandfather looked at me and said "That's the face of a ponzi!"

Ponzy

by Col. Goat on Oct 16, 2012 02:58:25

Someone who is generally weak, and ill tempered. Often tries to be cool to win over acceptance of peers.

Example:
Person 1:Wow have you met that kid over there yet?
Person 2: Yeah, he's been acting like a total ponzy all night!

ponzi

by ponzi'er on Feb 22, 2014 03:35:06

Being forced to pay more than you want for something. Anything related to paying a tax, fine, fee or any similar and unjust charge. Having to pay for something that you think you are entitled to. To describe anything else you want to use it for.

Example:
I just got jacked with these new fees set by RCN. These fees are nothing more than a ponzi.
Chicago city tax is such a ponzi.

ponzi

by Anonymous on Apr 26, 2003 15:44:57

The fastest, most effective way to make money on the internet.
you must run your own ponzi for it to be effective.

Example:
1) ssshhhhh dont tell anyone - but I made $2000 over the weekend by running my own ponzi - then pulled the plug!

2) Fuck rip off ponzi mutha fuckas!!! give my my money back or I'll call the FBI!!!

ponzi scheme

by Pseu D. Onym on Oct 09, 2010 22:11:12

see social security.
A scam involving paying off money to old investors with new investors' money. Eventally the last group of people paying into the scam never get their money back.

Example:
Bill: Hey Will, what's this line on my paycheck that says "Social security"?
Will: It's the government's ponzi scheme. You'll never see that money again.

Ponzi Gangbang

by the042 on Jun 30, 2009 23:02:13

An orgy hosted by a couple of enterprising young men. These men provide at least 1 woman and promise a huge orgy to everyone who can bring along a woman. The first guys who host the gang bang, have little investment, since they can make the guys who come later provide all but one of the women, and pay for the hotel room. As long as there is a good pool of fresh women, all of the late comers will not notice they are being fucked.

Example:
Last Friday Dave and I, hosted a 14 hour Ponzi Gangbang. I had to leave after I had been with my 9th woman of the night, but it was cool since we got them to pay for the hotel room.

ponzi scheme

by gmx on Dec 17, 2004 08:54:53

1) A phrase used by idiots for any type of scam.

2) A specific type of scam. The operator (often from nigeria) of the scam promises "investors" that their money will be doubled in a certain number of days. The operator depends on the money provided by later investors to pay off his obligations to the earlier investors. This turns out splendidly for the early investors (assuming that it takes off), but later investors get the short end of the stick, as no more people are enrolling. At this point, the operator usually takes the money he has left and runs. This generally sucks for the later investors. Not that I care, because you have to be a total dumbass to enroll in a ponzi scheme anyhow.

Example:
1) Bill: these people are trying to make me think I can get a free iPod for answering a survey. Looks like a ponzi scheme to me.
Me: Bill, you dumbass. That's not a ponzi scheme.

2) Just great. I just got another one of those get-rich-quick spams. I'm amazed that anyone buys into ponzi schemes.

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