puddling

PUHD-ling, (n.)— a sexual act, popularized in 18th Century Latvia, whereby a male expels semen into his partner's navel cavity immediately before administering a raspberry to the affected area(s).



puddling
The act of premature elimination occurring up to 35 paces from a wall mounted urinal or floor mounted toilet. The act can only be defined as puddling if access to urinal or toilet is unobstructed. Premature elimination resulting from an interruption such as a cell phone call or a hallway inquiry (or altercation) is not puddling.
Example:
The first written document of puddling dates back to the Egyptian city of Alexandria, where a Mesopotamian scholar, visiting the construction site of the city’s historic library, encountered a merchant handing out honey candy samples to slave laborers. The scholar had skipped breakfast and approached the merchant for some honey candy. The merchant seemed distracted and would not give a straight answer—he focused his eyes on a hole in the ground some distance away. Quite suddenly, he handed the scholar his tray of honey candies and walked briskly towards the hole. He stopped a short distance from the hole and stood erect. After a moment, his shoulders slumped a bit and he smiled, walking confidently back to the scholar and taking back his tray of honey candy. "Have you ever puddled?" The merchant asked the scholar. "Really, you must."


puddled
Puddled is a slang word used in England's north midlands (and possibly further north) to mean that someone is mad, stupid, or unpredictable.
Example:
"his missis is as puddled as fuck, but I'd still give 'er one"


puddled
Tripping extremely hard on LSD. Thoughts and senses amist. Could be scary or pleasant. Commonly used in the hippy culture.
Example:
Man, I was puddled during the second set of that Phish concert. I didn't recognize any of my friends and thought Jerry Garcia had risen from the dead and taken the stage.


puddled
When a large amount of liquid LSD is squirted directly into the mouth. This is typically done during shows at music festivals, where exact measurement isn't easy. Buyers will pay to have the drug dropped in their mouth, but sometimes the dealers they will give significantly more than 1 drop. Whether from tripping themselves, or to just mess with someone they will give the recipient much more than they had paid for or were expecting to get.

Puddling typically involves anywhere from 15-30 hits (1-2 hits is a normal amount) and frequently results in ego death, a complete separation of the mind from the body. With acid in these amounts it is also easy for one to slip into a bad trip.

Doses in these amounts can have acute effects for up to 24 hours and sometimes residual effects that can last for months, known as Hallucinogen persisting perception.
Example:
Eric got puddled at the campsite by some wook and had an ego death! He said he "love-hates" the guy who did it and wants to "punch-kiss" him in the face. He was still tripping when he said that about 12 hours after he peaked.


puddles
Pants that are too long to be considered flood pants (clam diggers) but are still slightly too short for the person attempting to wear them. Stepping in puddles is a good test to see if your pants are considered puddles
Example:
"Derek, I see you've worn your puddles today, did you get dressed in the dark?"


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