Marketeer

A portmanteau of the words ‘Marketing’ and ‘Buccaneer’, created by Brand Managers in an attempt to make them sound more dynamic.



Marketeer

by GreegoryTheMarketeer on Sep 16, 2020 14:42:00

A person spesializing in tricking other people to belive in false statments to promote a product or idea.
Example:
Bob: "I bought this bottle that suppose to make your water cleaner"
Jhon: "It's just a regular bottle Bob"
Bob: "Holy shit, you are right. I think this fucking peace of shit Gregory the Marketeer from Bottles Inc. just marketeered the shit out of me into buying this bottle!"


Marketeer

by GreegoryTheMarketeer on Sep 16, 2020 21:17:10

A person that is specializing in tricking other people to belive in a statment that is not necessarily true in order to promote a product or opinion
Example:
Bob: "Look, I bought this bottle that makes your water cleaner"
Jhon: "It looks like a regular bottle to me Bob. I think you got Marketeered again"
Bob: "Oh you are right. This fucking piece of shit Gerry the Marketeer tricked me again!"


Marketeer

by Timothy Knight on Jul 26, 2005 17:36:27

Noun: One that sells goods or services in or to a market, especially one that markets a specified commodity.
Example:
A major software marketer.


Marketing

by Murray State on Sep 23, 2004 23:51:26

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition
Example:
See Above for the example


marketing

by newmediamonkey on Aug 17, 2007 16:50:45

Origin unknown. Purpose unknown. States the obvious, accepts all credit, rejects all blame.

An increasingly common plague found in the work place which causes annoyance and despair in other co-workers. Thrives on board-meetings, dependent on company mobile phones, Outlook, and a considerable yearly budget with no questions asked on how its gets pissed up the wall on nothing. Able to speak but prefers to do any communication through email which is the sole purpose of computers.

Uses any opportunity to voice their opinions and set policy on matters which are none of their concern and to which they have knowledge of. Usually the bane of any Web-Developers existence.

Able to plan projects perfectly without any of the minor concerns such as development or implementation.

Curiously, all Marketing plague-people start as a Manager. There is no lower position available although there is never actually anyone to manage.
Example:
see above for example. Be wary of any person who says they are "Marketing". Lose all hope when dealing with a "Marketing Consultant".


marketing

by Quisinart on Jul 15, 2006 17:40:12

Bull Shit with fine print.
Example:
(XYZ printer): Prints at 80 pages per minute! (The fine print: 80 pages per minute is achieved by placing one letter 'A' at 12 pitch type, in the middle of the page)

In marketing, there is no such thing as a 'lie', only exaggerations!


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