pulled a joey

Previously commiting to something and not following through. Also ignoring phone calls, and or not notifying other parties when a change of plans occurs. Leaving friends "in the dust". Also see gay.



Pulling a Joey
The act of deceiving someone by telling them something you're not. (lying)
Example:
Cute Cali Girl: So what kind of arguments do you get into with your ex?
Joey: I actually don't argue with a girl....ever.... I'm just "old fashioned" you could say...
Cute Cali Girl: Stop it, you're Pulling a Joey


pulling a joey
Faking sick and not coming to school, instead staying home and doing absolutely nothing.

Saying you did your homework, then looking for a half-hour, not finding anything, saying you swear it was there, and completely lie even though everyone knows you didn't do your homework.
Example:
Steve: Where's Joe today?
Ed: Oh, he's totally pulling a Joey.

Joe: I know I did my homework, but I just can't find it. Can I check my locker?
Teacher: Sure
(half-hour later)
*bell rings*
Joe: I did it, but can I get it to you tomorrow?
Teacher: Yes...
*Joe then looks in the extra sheets folder, takes the homework, and doesn't do it anyways. The cycle continues forever*


Pull a Joey
To defecate in one's own pants, acknowledge that you have defecated your own pants, and then proceed to continue to try to pick up women at bar in those pants, and lastly to pass out in those pants.
Example:
Drunken Guy 1: "Oh man I feel a monster fart coming"
Drunken Guy 2: "Hey man be careful you don't pull a Joey"


don't pull a joey
to make ordinary life...gayer then shit
like to honestly make everybody so uncomfortable that they actually wouldn't mind doing a ugly chick to get away from the situation!!!!
Example:
Zach- Lets Bedazzle our pants!
John_ Ummm Zach...don't pull a Joey or we won't let you hang in our group
Andy- I second that
John- Andy get out of here...rule number 4 buddy.


Pulling a Joey
When during a conversation, someone interjects with a comment that is off topic, and often nonsensical, or illogical.
Example:
Example of Joey pulling a Joey:

Zech: "You don't get your burger with mustard? Ew."
Jackson: "What do you mean mustard fucking sucks on burgers."
Joey: "Dude I think Owen and Trishelle are gonna hang up on me."


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