riding the train

Two men, One woman, Woman in the middle of the two men interconnected by penile insertion, one male into the vagina or rectal cavity, one male in the mouth of the woman. Likeness the links of a train.



riding the train
To be "riding the train" means to be single and in pursuit of someone to spend the day and/or night, without the intent of perusing a relationship with that person.

On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.

Related: To be on the train / To be on the desperation train / To be on the train of despair.
Example:
- What are your plans for V-day?
- I'm riding the train this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.


riding the train
when your dog or cat, after a particularly difficult bowel movement, decides to sit on the floor, and pull it self forward using its front feet only, dragging it's asshole on the (usually) carpet to scratch the ham hocks (hemmies) off, then gets up, turns around, and sniffs the skid mark
Example:
"OMG, look, Coby's had the hershey squirts, came right inside and started riding the train."


ride the train
When guys are having sex with girls on bunk beds, when one guy gets tired of humping, the other takes over and his humping motion rocks the bunk beds so the other guy can keep it going with his girl while regaining his stamina.
Example:
guy 1: "Yo bro bunk bed sex is the best cuz when i get tired, you can fuck your girl and rock the beds for me so i can take a break while still getting off."
guy 2: "What!?!?"
guy 3: "Yea man you gotta ride the train at least once in your life"
guy 1: "thank you!!! thats what im talking about!!"


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