self preservation

When you save all the ejaculant in jars, such as mason jars, then dating and saving them somewhere for a period of above 2 years where it might be used in the future...



The Self Preservation Society
1) See 'The Italian Job' (Original, dumbass)
2) A small group of people in North-East Kansas, who have a pact to preserve each other's entire bodies in jars when they die, so that generations aftr them can learn what it is like to scream in horror.
Example:
1) 'This is The Self Preservation Society'
2) 'I pledge to pickle my brother, and uphold the sacred laws of The SPS.


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