right to bear arms
by POMLOVE on May 19, 2006 11:29:35
The 2nd and most controversial ammendment to the
Constitution. It is part of
the bill of rights.
1) The right to have bear-like arms
2) The right to own a firearm
3) The right to shoot a bear and put its arms
on the wall
4) The most confusing thing in the world
Example:
1) Damn! Halloween is so much better now that I have the right to wear bear arms. I'm going to scare everybody!
2) Martha, I'z goin' a shoot me a
crocodillio or a deer for our dinna' cause I gots the right to bear me some arms.
3) Since I have
the right to bear arms, I might as well mount this petrified bear on the wall.
4) What were our forefathers thinking when they gave us the right to bear arms? Maybe they never thought it was possible for something this
vauge to be misinterperated.
Right to bare arms
by zenrat on Aug 06, 2010 07:40:22
The right of all US citizens, as enshrined in the 23rd amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America, to expose the area from the shoulder to the
finger tips in any month without an 'R'.
Proponents of the "recall the 23rd" movement point to
Charlton Heston's Bingo Wings as a prime reason why the right to bare arms should be restricted.
the right to bear arms
by Fat Fee on Jul 03, 2010 02:01:31
A basic
human right in the
US constitution. Would life really be worth living if you can't
blow the brains out of every gay, muslim and black that passes our ranch? How else will gangstas cap whiteys' ass?All that's left is to restore the last important right, the right to arm bears.
Example:
70,000 Americans are shot every year. In the UK, where guns are banned, the number is around 5. Which means in the USA you are 14,000 times more likely to
be shot each year. If you call that
self defense, you better see someone.
The right to bear arms is written here so this can be sent to UD.